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ANGRYCivilian wrote:
BruteForce wrote:
RTO wrote: It's called a 'flow' chart! :shock: :lol:
I saw the chart. Quite informative. If I had to rate the net result of salsa & coffee, it would fall under Type 6, whereas your situation sounded more like Type 5 or 7! :D :D :D :D :shock: :D :D :D
That's right. The stool chart has been quoted three times. My problem was about 6.5.
I'm just dying here, but I'm afraid if I laugh out loud I might get 'bad Karma' :shock:
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ANGRYCivilian wrote:[That's right. The stool chart has been quoted three times. My problem was about 6.5.
Well, better 6.5 than 1 or 2 my momma used to say!
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RTO wrote: I'm just dying here, but I'm afraid if I laugh out loud I might get 'bad Karma' :shock:
Laugh it up! Karma is an evil bitch who never forgets! I learned the hard way... :evil:

Seriously, I always though other peoples' misery to be the funniest of jokes. I even laugh at my self; when I finally got home and took a shower, I laughed my ass off.
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BruteForce wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:[That's right. The stool chart has been quoted three times. My problem was about 6.5.
Well, better 6.5 than 1 or 2 my momma used to say!
Momma used to say, "Shit was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get."
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why not do it becouse it feels good
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RTO wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:I've never been afraid of heights.
but widths really weird me out.
butt widths really weird you out?

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Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.


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Flightsuits look a lot cooler than they really are.
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Matador275 wrote:Flightsuits look a lot cooler than they really are.

So do Blackwater Contractors....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Random thought of the moment:

"I really hate old fuckers..." :lol:
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