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SmileyTFJ wrote:6.9=a good thing fucked up by a period.

:wink:
BTDT :wink:
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RTO wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:6.9=a good thing fucked up by a period.

:wink:
BTDT :wink:
:lol: :lol: I knew there were at least a few people on here that had Ranger RTO!

Time to find another riddle...
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Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws.
Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all.
What am I?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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289sotherhalf wrote:Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws.
Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all.
What am I?
Sounds like either shears or scissors to me.
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You're right, Ranger RTO.
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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SmileyTFJ wrote: Time to find another riddle...

:roll: .....and? :lol:
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289sotherhalf wrote:You're right, Ranger RTO.
Now a new riddle....... a very easy one maybe it will make more people play this.

What occurs once in a minute
twice in a moment
but never in an hour?
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The letter M
It's all good.
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You got it Sharkboi! :D
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There was a princess at the top of an 11-storey tower. The king gave a test to all able knight in the kingdom if they want to marry the princess. All they have to do is to bring an exact number of apples so that when they reach the 11th floor they should be carrying with them exactly 2 apples which they should give to the princess, no more no less. They are not allowed to eat the apples or leave any behind and every bit counts even halves.

The catch is: In every floor there is a guard who will ask you exactly half of the number of apples you brought. In return however he will give you back just 1 apple. i.e. If you bring 50 apples you have to give 25 apples to the guard in the first floor and he will give you back 1 which gives you 26 apples total. In the 2nd floor you have to give the guard 13 and he will give you back 1 so you will have 14... and so on until you reach the 11th floor.

How many apples should a knight bring to succeed? :D
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RTO wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote: Time to find another riddle...

:roll: .....and? :lol:
:lol: What kind of bees give milk?
SmileyTFJ

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RTO wrote:There was a princess at the top of an 11-storey tower. The king gave a test to all able knight in the kingdom if they want to marry the princess. All they have to do is to bring an exact number of apples so that when they reach the 11th floor they should be carrying with them exactly 2 apples which they should give to the princess, no more no less. They are not allowed to eat the apples or leave any behind and every bit counts even halves.

The catch is: In every floor there is a guard who will ask you exactly half of the number of apples you brought. In return however he will give you back just 1 apple. i.e. If you bring 50 apples you have to give 25 apples to the guard in the first floor and he will give you back 1 which gives you 26 apples total. In the 2nd floor you have to give the guard 13 and he will give you back 1 so you will have 14... and so on until you reach the 11th floor.

How many apples should a knight bring to succeed? :D
2
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SmileyTFJ wrote:
RTO wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote: Time to find another riddle...

:roll: .....and? :lol:
:lol: What kind of bees give milk?
boobies! :D
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How many apples should a knight bring to succeed?

2

Yup. You got it!

I wonder if a knight brought his two big balls from RangerX's post if that would work? :lol:
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Lighter than what I am made of,
More of me is hidden than is seen,
I am the bane of the mariner,
A tooth within the sea.
Speak my name.
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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