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SmileyTFJ wrote:Ranger RTO:

Dad is doin' the deed with Mom! The child has just been conceived. :lol:
I was waiting for you to show up Smiley, I KNEW you were gonna get this one! :lol:

......and for those of you that are not accounting majors....... (how's that going, by the way Smiley?)

......the math would look something like this:

the mom (M) is 21 yrs older than the child (C), that means
M = C+21

after 6 yrs the mom is five time older than the child:
M+6 = 5 (C+6)
M+6= 5C +30
M= 5C +24

USING THE FIRST EQUATION:
C +21 = 5C +24
-4C = 3

THERFORE THE CHILD AGE IS = -3/4

or to be more precise -9 months
which means he is inside her! :lol:
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Post by SmileyTFJ »

:lol: Going about the same Ranger RTO

lets see...my turn:

What is a 6.9?
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SmileyTFJ wrote::lol: Going about the same Ranger RTO

lets see...my turn:

What is a 6.9?
AWESOME !!! :lol:
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RTO wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote::lol: Going about the same Ranger RTO

lets see...my turn:

What is a 6.9?
AWESOME !!! :lol:
:lol: :lol: not quite the answer I was looking for...
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SmileyTFJ wrote:
RTO wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote::lol: Going about the same Ranger RTO

lets see...my turn:

What is a 6.9?
AWESOME !!! :lol:
:lol: :lol: not quite the answer I was looking for...
It's also the European version of the Mercedes Benz 450SL, but I didn't think THAT was the answer you were looking for either! :lol:
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ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:
SkyShark wrote:
ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote: C'mon, there's gotta be a math smartie out there somewhere...
Place the bags in a row. Take one marble from the first bag, two from the second bag and so on. Use the scales to weigh all the marbles you have taken from the bags. If the number of grams ends in 9, it is the first bag with 9 gram marbles. The total for the other bags will end in 0 since 10s are being added. The single 9 shows up as the rightmost digit in the sum of all the weights. If the number of grams ends in 8, it is the second bag with the 9 gram marbles because 2 times 9 equals 18 and that will be added to the total producing a number ending in 8. A rightmost 7 means it is the third bag with the 9 gram marbles. In each case the rightmost digit reveals which bag contains the 9 gram marbles.


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Put all 55 marbles that you selected from the bags together on the balance. The number of grams that the total weight of these 55 marbles differs from 550 grams, is equal to the number of marbles of 9 grams that are among those 55 marbles, and that is equal to the number of the bag which contains only marbles of 9 grams.
Damn Google...

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It's all good.
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RTO wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:Ranger RTO:

Dad is doin' the deed with Mom! The child has just been conceived. :lol:
I was waiting for you to show up Smiley, I KNEW you were gonna get this one! :lol:

......and for those of you that are not accounting majors....... (how's that going, by the way Smiley?)

......the math would look something like this:

the mom (M) is 21 yrs older than the child (C), that means
M = C+21

after 6 yrs the mom is five time older than the child:
M+6 = 5 (C+6)
M+6= 5C +30
M= 5C +24

USING THE FIRST EQUATION:
C +21 = 5C +24
-4C = 3

THERFORE THE CHILD AGE IS = -3/4

or to be more precise -9 months
which means he is inside her! :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock: Holy........
Fuck it, I'm going to clean my rifle, back in the Special Ed room. 8)
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until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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cams wrote:
RTO wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:Ranger RTO:

Dad is doin' the deed with Mom! The child has just been conceived. :lol:
I was waiting for you to show up Smiley, I KNEW you were gonna get this one! :lol:

......and for those of you that are not accounting majors....... (how's that going, by the way Smiley?)

......the math would look something like this:

the mom (M) is 21 yrs older than the child (C), that means
M = C+21

after 6 yrs the mom is five time older than the child:
M+6 = 5 (C+6)
M+6= 5C +30
M= 5C +24

USING THE FIRST EQUATION:
C +21 = 5C +24
-4C = 3

THERFORE THE CHILD AGE IS = -3/4

or to be more precise -9 months
which means he is inside her! :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock: Holy........
Fuck it, I'm going to clean my rifle, back in the Special Ed room. 8)
.......never knew math could be so much fun, didja' Cams? :lol:
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Post by Ranger175csar »

SmileyTFJ wrote::lol: Going about the same Ranger RTO

lets see...my turn:

What is a 6.9?

Hmmm... .1 Larger than 6.8??

Or a do-able chick on the rating scale od 1-10

OR a decent sized earth quake
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Keep trying Ranger csar!
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Post by MrsDocMac »

The turn around "point" in sex?

My minda has really been in the gutter lately....
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RTO wrote:
cams wrote:
RTO wrote: I was waiting for you to show up Smiley, I KNEW you were gonna get this one! :lol:

......and for those of you that are not accounting majors....... (how's that going, by the way Smiley?)

......the math would look something like this:

the mom (M) is 21 yrs older than the child (C), that means
M = C+21

after 6 yrs the mom is five time older than the child:
M+6 = 5 (C+6)
M+6= 5C +30
M= 5C +24

USING THE FIRST EQUATION:
C +21 = 5C +24
-4C = 3

THERFORE THE CHILD AGE IS = -3/4

or to be more precise -9 months
which means he is inside her! :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock: Holy........
Fuck it, I'm going to clean my rifle, back in the Special Ed room. 8)
.......never knew math could be so much fun, didja' Cams? :lol:

Ummmm..........no. No, I didn't. I got dizzy just reading that one. :wink: :lol: :lol:
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until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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Post by Ranger175csar »

ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:The turn around "point" in sex?

My minda has really been in the gutter lately....


:? :roll:
Collins

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Post by RTO »

Ranger175csar wrote:
ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:The turn around "point" in sex?

My minda has really been in the gutter lately....


:? :roll:
...yup. :? Glad I'm not the only one.

Help please.
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6.9=a good thing fucked up by a period.

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