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AbnRgr289
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

cams wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
cams wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Fucker.

I guess that didn't come out right did it?! :lol:
Set yourself up for that one didn't ya'? :D

Sure did Ranger. Fucker couldn't let it go could ya?!! :lol: I'd be disappointed if you did! :twisted:

note to self: Attention to detail.
:D :D :D
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

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RTO
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Post by RTO »

Mom is 21 years older then her child. 6 years later the child will be 5 times younger then his mom.

Now the question is, where is the father?
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AbnRgr289
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

RTO wrote:Mom is 21 years older then her child. 6 years later the child will be 5 times younger then his mom.

Now the question is, where is the father?
Umm..........


















Wyoming? :shock:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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MrsDocMac

Post by MrsDocMac »

RTO wrote:Mom is 21 years older then her child. 6 years later the child will be 5 times younger then his mom.

Now the question is, where is the father?
Sitting at the local bar spending the money he made by donating his sperm Ranger RTO! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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RTO
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Post by RTO »

AbnRgr289 wrote:
RTO wrote:Mom is 21 years older then her child. 6 years later the child will be 5 times younger then his mom.

Now the question is, where is the father?
Umm..........


















Wyoming? :shock:

hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

NO, you dork!

You get one point for making me smile though!! :D
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Vee
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Post by Vee »

AbnRgr289 wrote:

Wyoming? :shock:


DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:twisted:
RSD 96-99
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RTO
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Post by RTO »

ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:
RTO wrote:Mom is 21 years older then her child. 6 years later the child will be 5 times younger then his mom.

Now the question is, where is the father?
Sitting at the local bar spending the money he made by donating his sperm Ranger RTO! :lol: :lol: :lol:
cute..... but not the answer I am looking for. You are very warm though!
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RTO
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Post by RTO »

Vee wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:

Wyoming? :shock:


DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:twisted:

The test results came back Vee? :shock:
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AbnRgr289
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Vee wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:

Wyoming? :shock:


DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:twisted:
TOLDJA RTO! :D
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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RTO
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Post by RTO »

AbnRgr289 wrote:
Vee wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:

Wyoming? :shock:


DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:twisted:
TOLDJA RTO! :D
That is NOT the damn answer 289! :lol:
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MrsDocMac

Post by MrsDocMac »

RTO wrote:Mom is 21 years older then her child. 6 years later the child will be 5 times younger then his mom.

Now the question is, where is the father?
He just doesn't have a father because has two Moms Ranger RTO? :?:
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Post by RTO »

ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:
RTO wrote:Mom is 21 years older then her child. 6 years later the child will be 5 times younger then his mom.

Now the question is, where is the father?
He just doesn't have a father because has two Moms Ranger RTO? :?:
Nope. I thought you were on the right track. You are getting colder.
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MrsDocMac

Post by MrsDocMac »

RTO wrote:
ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:
RTO wrote:Mom is 21 years older then her child. 6 years later the child will be 5 times younger then his mom.

Now the question is, where is the father?
He just doesn't have a father because has two Moms Ranger RTO? :?:
Nope. I thought you were on the right track. You are getting colder.
Last guesses...
Either Daddy has moved away because they got a divorce and his Mom is gay now and married to a 30 yr old woman, or Daddy is at the doctor's office recovering from a sex change, beyond that I have no clue Ranger RTO.
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Post by RTO »

The reason you are having trouble is that this is really a math
problem. With the info I gave you, you should be able to pinpoint the exact age of the child. Knowing exactly how old
the kid is at the end of the short problem will tell you exactly where the father had to be.
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SmileyTFJ

Post by SmileyTFJ »

Ranger RTO:

Dad is doin' the deed with Mom! The child has just been conceived. :lol:
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