List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » February 1st, 2005, 4:36 pm

Snafu your avitar is killing me. I see it and time is lost out of my life. Some form of strange hypnosis.

Shallow Grave · Post by **Shallow Grave** » February 1st, 2005, 10:22 pm

Ranger H8 Train wrote:I think the window lickers at the nut house got their 20 minutes on the internet today. :?

jakeshoe · Post by **jakeshoe** » February 2nd, 2005, 1:32 am

Not from ArmyRanger.com but from a Ranger to the last bone in his body. CSM D (who hung out with Kazoo...) as a 1sg to a Ranger that had parked in his spot at HHC...

"Ranger,
If you don't move that fucking POS car, I'm gonna take enough skin off your ass to make a poncho for an elephant"

eltrane · Post by **eltrane** » February 2nd, 2005, 10:34 am

Ranger H8 Train wrote:Due to your response I can see that you are just one step away from the intellectual level of Corky. So why don't you put away your snack packs, pick up your shiny red ball and......MOVE THE FUCK OUT SHIT KNUCKLE!

I literally cannot stop laughing at this.

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » February 2nd, 2005, 5:38 pm

VAK · Post by **VAK** » February 2nd, 2005, 7:24 pm

Abell9 wrote: ....I got my Tab through Correspondence and the honor system. It was pretty tough but well worth the effort.

The Pastor responding to yet another Moronic question....

FireFinder · Post by **FireFinder** » February 3rd, 2005, 2:33 pm

Ranger Silverback wrote:Did you feel that when it happened? You know when the sound of honesty caused your head to pop out of your ass? Welcome to the right!

Runner · Post by **Runner** » February 4th, 2005, 1:34 pm

Ill let you know. Im having a bitch of a time getting this bag shoved up my ass.

Ranger Abell is always good for a few laughs.

It doesn't want you.....but lets see if you want it.

Ranger H8Train talking about the Ranger Regiment.

Malarkey

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » February 4th, 2005, 3:18 pm

Ranger Bell wrote:I love it. Watching them dig the hole deeper and deeper...they can't shutup...they just keep digging and backpedaling....

The one with the mouth moving is always the target.

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » February 8th, 2005, 9:58 am

Kilted Heathen wrote:Bye Bye, just remember...your mother gets wet for Rangers.
She just gets fuckin' annoyed at you.

FireFinder · Post by **FireFinder** » February 8th, 2005, 2:51 pm

Ranger Dublo wrote:I post like I drink.

I usually start off saying, "Well, I'm only going to have 1 or 2 so that I keep my wits about me, and will be responsible."

But 9 hours, $300.00, a tennis shoe missing later.......I find myself wearing someone elses shirt.....orange hair....puke on my remaining shoe.....waking up curled around the toilet...."because it's cold" ..........only to find that there are pennies and pubes stuck on my forhead.

Joseph PrettyDeepWater · February 8th, 2005, 4:07 pm

Ranger Tool175

You fuckin assclown, your dumbass actually got commisioned. If your father really was SF, the best part of you rolled down the inside of your mommas thigh

~Joseph

blueskiesalways · Post by **blueskiesalways** » February 9th, 2005, 8:23 am

Ranger Kilted Heathen:

That's like claiming to be a priest without ever having fondled an altar
boy.

:D :D :D