I don't post much..

Parkie · Post by **Parkie** » April 21st, 2007, 3:30 am

I think OG's advice (trap - whatever) is a great response and Hermey would be wise to follow it.

But, based on the rest of his posts, I don't think he is very fucking smart and will probably continue to be an idiot at AR. Too bad he isn't a very good representative of the leg community - You can't win'em all OG.

Make my square Apr 27.

cams · Post by **cams** » April 21st, 2007, 6:13 am

Bravo57 wrote:
Old Grunt wrote:If I wanted to trap you, you'd already be skinned, gutted, and roasting over a spit. Even leg veterans have pride, and it rubs me the wrong way when one of our own breaks weak.

Here's a sample of what would be acceptable to me and what would probably be acceptable to the Rangers who are our hosts. Don't ask me to repeat it;between my CRS and the fifth of brandy I'm working on, I won't be able to.

1. Unfuck yourself
Sample:
I checked back through my posts and see that you never told me to fuck myself, Cams. Feet elevated and pushin'.
My fuckin' bad.

2.Recover
Sample:
The marksmanship training went well. I only had to kill two of them before I got their undivided attention. They even policed up their own brass and wiped the piss off the bleachers on their way back to the trucks. They may not be better shots, but they're goddamn sure motivated.

3. Tell 'em to fuck off.
Sample:
Hermey Hakushin, Hershey Highway, whatever. Make sure you remind me the next time I've got you strapped into the dentists chair. We can both laugh about it while I crank up the drill.
Fuck you.

Getting the picture now?

Now THAT is a good reply.

Hey Hermy, don't get any fucking ideas. I aint NEVER coming near you with a dentist drill in your hand.

Absolutely! Words of wisdom from OG, as usual.

It's just a skin check Hakushin, I'm really a pretty nice guy.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » April 21st, 2007, 12:14 pm

Old Grunt wrote:Christ on a crutch, Bulldog, all you need is a deck of marked cards and a Colt Peacemaker and you've got Doc Holliday's dental kit.
If this is what they're issuing to Army dentists, I'm damn glad I'm too old to re-enlist.
OTOH, anyone willing to go on sick call with a toothache and face this rig is definitely one hardcore trooper!
Bwahahahahah!

Actually, it looks like something the Marine Corps would get issued, along with the M16A1 out of the War Museum. :D

Jason113 · Post by **Jason113** » April 21st, 2007, 3:21 pm

bulldogg wrote:Toolkit unpacked... let's do this.

Who's first?

Jesus H Christ!!

hakushin · Post by **hakushin** » April 21st, 2007, 7:19 pm

RANGER Cams, you never actually did tell me to fuck off. Thats 100 in the bank for you. You are a RANGER, and I feel comfortable continuing to address you as such. RANGER Bravo57, sorry for the PM - Thank you for trying to square me away - theres another 100. Thank you, RANGERS all, for constantly unfucking me, and letting me reside as your humble guest. Thank you all for your quick responses to my query, and for your insightful suggestions.

If this is a trap, then Im walking right into it...Respectfully, I will knockout 50 more pushups, for every single word following the colon, and I hope the RANGERS Herein see fit to let me continue my tenure at ArmyRanger.com. You have alot to teach, and I have alot to learn...

That being said....(Clears throat) :
I'M NO FUCKIN DENTIST!! You guys know that!! And I may not have 50 jumps, but I have more than 5. If you can't live with that, then feel free to eat a bag of pre-packaged, lightly salted, slightly sweet, candy coated WHALE NUTS in ass gravy.

Respectfully yours, Hakushin.

Thats 2601 elevated pushups by my count. Better get started...

hakushin · Post by **hakushin** » April 21st, 2007, 7:29 pm

By the way, I have a sense of humor just like the next guy...Now back to the pushups. :)

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 24th, 2007, 11:05 pm

recover...

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » April 25th, 2007, 3:59 am

Old Grunt wrote:Christ on a crutch, Bulldog, all you need is a deck of marked cards and a Colt Peacemaker and you've got Doc Holliday's dental kit.
If this is what they're issuing to Army dentists, I'm damn glad I'm too old to re-enlist.
OTOH, anyone willing to go on sick call with a toothache and face this rig is definitely one hardcore trooper!
Bwahahahahah!

At least with something like that, you'd know that the soldier going on sick call's not malingering.

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » April 25th, 2007, 7:06 am

So... what, you have like 6 jumps?

Rangerguru · Post by **Rangerguru** » April 25th, 2007, 7:32 am

Bravo57 wrote:So... what, you have like 6 jumps?

Good one!!!

hakushin · Post by **hakushin** » April 25th, 2007, 8:23 am

One for the AIRBORNE RANGER in the sky!!

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » April 30th, 2007, 11:08 am

hakushin wrote:One for the AIRBORNE RANGER in the sky!!

So........ How many jumps do you have?

hakushin · Post by **hakushin** » May 3rd, 2007, 9:09 am

Ranger Bravo57, Sorry for the delay - I wasn't blowing you off. My wife just had our baby. I need some time to dig out my 1307 so I can tell you for sure.

hit_it · Post by **hit_it** » May 3rd, 2007, 10:45 am

Damn, that many?

Most people can give a ballpark figure, being that 1307's are almost never accurate.