Just how good are you?

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » May 2nd, 2005, 6:48 pm

Niagara Falls..........the Falls are indeed moving backwards at a rate of 4.7 feet a year, due to errosion.........

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » May 2nd, 2005, 7:15 pm

Ranger Hoover, I must admit you are good. I see it is going to be difficult to stump you.

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » May 2nd, 2005, 7:29 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:Ranger Hoover, I must admit you are good. I see it is going to be difficult to stump you.

Oh, he CAN be stumped. Here Hoover, try this.

What is the ONE thing that makes ALL women happy. The common denominator, the linch pin if you will that binds all women together. It aint money or diamonds.
Dwell on this grasshoppa.....

ROS · Post by **ROS** » May 2nd, 2005, 7:40 pm

May I? :D

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » May 2nd, 2005, 7:53 pm

ROS wrote:May I? :D

No cheatin now Queeny. You being of the opposite sex might be considered unfair.

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ROS · Post by **ROS** » May 2nd, 2005, 8:11 pm

Steadfast wrote:
ROS wrote:May I? :D
No cheatin now Queeny. You being of the opposite sex might be considered unfair.

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You're always right. :( :D

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » May 2nd, 2005, 11:25 pm

Abell9 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Ranger Hoover, I must admit you are good. I see it is going to be difficult to stump you.

Oh, he CAN be stumped. Here Hoover, try this.

What is the ONE thing that makes ALL women happy. The common denominator, the linch pin if you will that binds all women together. It aint money or diamonds.
Dwell on this grasshoppa.....

That's easy.......Chocolate!!!

and Army Rangers of course.....

ROS · Post by **ROS** » May 2nd, 2005, 11:28 pm

Hoover wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Ranger Hoover, I must admit you are good. I see it is going to be difficult to stump you.

Oh, he CAN be stumped. Here Hoover, try this.

What is the ONE thing that makes ALL women happy. The common denominator, the linch pin if you will that binds all women together. It aint money or diamonds.
Dwell on this grasshoppa.....

That's easy.......Chocolate!!!

Negative. :D

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » May 2nd, 2005, 11:31 pm

Allow me to dwell on this just a bit longer then......women? that's a tough one Pastor!

hmmmm women, women, women...................?
too many variables there too formulate an equation I'm afraid.....but I'll try, (like the fool that I am.)

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » May 2nd, 2005, 11:47 pm

Abell9 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Ranger Hoover, I must admit you are good. I see it is going to be difficult to stump you.

Oh, he CAN be stumped. Here Hoover, try this.

What is the ONE thing that makes ALL women happy. The common denominator, the linch pin if you will that binds all women together. It aint money or diamonds.
Dwell on this grasshoppa.....

The correct answer?
All, women must, no matter what, exchange information with each other....in a word, chat, blab, gab, or simply chat!

or perhaps to find a man that will actually listen......................

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » May 3rd, 2005, 11:24 am

OK Pastor, above, is the answer that I do believe to be the correct one, and that is, women love and indeed do live to talk, but another answer just made it self apparent to me as I was working in the garden this morning, and that is, women truley love to shop!
Now I swear if I have not got it by now then, call me stupid, shave my head and send me back to Ranger School!!!

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » May 3rd, 2005, 11:44 am

And what say you Ross?

ROS · Post by **ROS** » May 3rd, 2005, 12:16 pm

I say that he is indeed wrong.

The one thing that makes all women happy is in fact........

Nothing! :D

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » May 3rd, 2005, 12:22 pm

Abell9 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Ranger Hoover, I must admit you are good. I see it is going to be difficult to stump you.

Oh, he CAN be stumped. Here Hoover, try this.

What is the ONE thing that makes ALL women happy. The common denominator, the linch pin if you will that binds all women together. It aint money or diamonds.
Dwell on this grasshoppa.....

ut ummm, let me jump in here if I may. What makes all women happy?

You mean besides being Barefoot, Pregnant and in the Kitchen Pastor?

Now that's a tough one, sex comes to mind but not all women like sex, chocolate was already a nogo (diabetics are instantly ruled out), running their mouths, busy chattin...... yeah they like to do that but often times after they chat with each other for a while, somebody always gets clawed to death (so that can't be right)

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Hmmmm linch pin, linch pin...... what could it beeee

Ok I got it, they all LOVE TO BE "IN LOVE"................cupid's arrow is there favorite thing............... "Hooah"?

ROS I Think you hit it on the head once again sis

But I like my answers better.