Random thought of the moment.

cams · Post by **cams** » August 23rd, 2007, 12:36 pm

ANGRYCivilian wrote:
cams wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:God damn it! Why won't this fucking mosquito die? It's going to bite me in my sleep and give me yellow fever/malaria/encephalitis/hiv/west nile/whatever.
Zip the fart sack, bust ass, wait til he's dizzy then sneak up behind him and finish him off with your hatchet!
It's not a hatchet, it's a tomahawk! seriously, fortturner.com

Whateva. You say tomato I say hatchet....

cams · Post by **cams** » August 24th, 2007, 6:05 am

Cliv03 wrote:Whateva?! Whateva?! It's fucking Whatever with an r....Damn speech impedimented Boston accent.

Can you detect an accent in this statement?

Blow me!

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » August 24th, 2007, 12:14 pm

My boss just said, "I want to see all the females that are 37 years old.".

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » August 24th, 2007, 1:11 pm

My daughter, who is three, just informed me that I am no longer allowed to eat people.

There goes my diet.

roadtheshortbus · Post by **roadtheshortbus** » August 24th, 2007, 1:28 pm

Darksaga wrote:My daughter, who is three, just informed me that I am no longer allowed to eat people.

There goes my diet.

Wont mommy be sad

RTO · Post by **RTO** » August 24th, 2007, 1:33 pm

roadtheshortbus wrote:
Darksaga wrote:My daughter, who is three, just informed me that I am no longer allowed to eat people.

There goes my diet.

Wont mommy be sad

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » August 28th, 2007, 7:55 am

roadtheshortbus wrote:
Darksaga wrote:My daughter, who is three, just informed me that I am no longer allowed to eat people.

There goes my diet.

Wont mommy be sad

BWAAAAAAHA !

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » August 30th, 2007, 12:12 pm

Leftover pizza + let over stromboli + really old Pop Tart + Coca Cola + Checker's burger + Dr Pepper = one huge fucking turd laid in a double-coil with 2" sticking up out of the water. It looked like Nessie...

roadtheshortbus · Post by **roadtheshortbus** » August 30th, 2007, 1:45 pm

ANGRYCivilian wrote:Leftover pizza + let over stromboli + really old Pop Tart + Coca Cola + Checker's burger + Dr Pepper = one huge fucking turd laid in a double-coil with 2" sticking up out of the water. It looked like Nessie...

Now that's a lot of math to figure out a pile of shit

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » August 30th, 2007, 2:19 pm

roadtheshortbus wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:Leftover pizza + let over stromboli + really old Pop Tart + Coca Cola + Checker's burger + Dr Pepper = one huge fucking turd laid in a double-coil with 2" sticking up out of the water. It looked like Nessie...

Now that's a lot of math to figure out a pile of shit

Hey, I had to show that turd some respect. It had me walking bow-legged out of the bathroom.

Glenn, MSG Ret. · Post by **Glenn, MSG Ret.** » August 30th, 2007, 2:54 pm

roadtheshortbus · Post by **roadtheshortbus** » August 30th, 2007, 3:20 pm

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » August 31st, 2007, 6:32 pm

Received a call from my unit today. The body fat work sheet they had me submit through the local recruiter so I can mobilize turns out not to be the proper document. While I can still mobilize I have to be retaped at the next drill weekend by the XO?

What the flying fuck!