Riddle me this:

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 13th, 2006, 8:36 pm

........a shlong?????....that's my first thought anyway...typical Ranger...straight for the gutter!

Ranger175csar · Post by **Ranger175csar** » April 13th, 2006, 9:12 pm

EDITED...NEVER MIND.

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 13th, 2006, 9:19 pm

Ranger175csar wrote:EDITED...NEVER MIND.

That's what I thought you said ...........

Ranger175csar · Post by **Ranger175csar** » April 13th, 2006, 9:21 pm

Hoover wrote:
Ranger175csar wrote:EDITED...NEVER MIND.

That's what I thought you said ...........

cant help it if I was a day late and dollar short..

AS for this last one.....yup..got to be a dick...(only i know its not so I'm pissed)

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 14th, 2006, 4:30 am

Yup. Sounds like a dick to me also, but how about a blade/knife?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 15th, 2006, 4:38 pm

RTO wrote:Yup. Sounds like a dick to me also, but how about a blade/knife?

Interesting, but not correct, Ranger RTO.

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 15th, 2006, 7:43 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:
RTO wrote:Yup. Sounds like a dick to me also, but how about a blade/knife?
Interesting, but not correct, Ranger RTO.

I thought "a dick" was it...Well what the hell do you call it????

naw...it's a holster or a pistol.....final answer!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 15th, 2006, 7:56 pm

Hoover wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:
RTO wrote:Yup. Sounds like a dick to me also, but how about a blade/knife?
Interesting, but not correct, Ranger RTO.

I thought "a dick" was it...Well what the hell do you call it???? naw...it's a holster!

That's not it either, Ranger Hoover.

Here's a hint--

Unlike the "shlong", this thing usually only works in one hole.

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » April 15th, 2006, 9:19 pm

A car key!
That's gotta be it....

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 15th, 2006, 9:47 pm

Oh, I don't know fuck me....you're killin' me Sis....a belt?

FireFinder · Post by **FireFinder** » April 15th, 2006, 9:52 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:Here's another one--

A curiosity hangs by the thigh of a man, under itâ€™s masterâ€™s cloak.
It is stiff and hard, and pierced through the front.
It looks for a familiar hole of matching length, often filled
Through which itâ€™s tip will poke.
What is it?

A bullet (or in other words, a loaded cartridge consisting of a case, primer, powder, and a projectile)

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 15th, 2006, 10:42 pm

It's GOTTA be a revolver/pistol/gun! :D

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » April 16th, 2006, 9:50 am

Gentlemen (term used loosely) y'all are slow.

I figured it out when she read it to me, before she even posted it.

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 16th, 2006, 10:59 am

A wrist watch............

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 16th, 2006, 3:27 pm

ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:A car key!
That's gotta be it....

You got it, Tabbi!

It was a Key! :D

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