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289sotherhalf wrote:Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, for what is beyond is what they seek.
What am I?
Is it a doorway?
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Ardent ENEMY wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, for what is beyond is what they seek.
What am I?
Is it a doorway?
You're close, AL.
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Ardent ENEMY wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, for what is beyond is what they seek.
What am I?
Is it a doorway?
Nope...I notice that when I run into it...
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Post by RTO »

A window?
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That's right, Ranger RTO.
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"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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289sotherhalf wrote:That's right, Ranger RTO.
WOOHOO!!!!

Here's one.

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
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RTO wrote:Here's one.

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
I believe that would be a coffin, Ranger RTO.
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"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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289sotherhalf wrote:
RTO wrote:Here's one.

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
I believe that would be a coffin, Ranger RTO.
That's right! I'll have to give ya' a more difficult one next time!
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I don't come up. You say I do. I don't go down. You say that, too. I shine like nothing else can, Or won't. Even when you say I don't. What am I?
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by eltrane »

Sounds like the Sun.
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I think it might be the moon. It is "shining" even when we only see the dark side, so we say it's not shining, but it is.
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Post by RTO »

Tater Nuts wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, for what is beyond is what they seek.
What am I?
a BRA
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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eltrane wrote:Sounds like the Sun.
That would be correct.
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Here's another one--

A curiosity hangs by the thigh of a man, under it’s master’s cloak.
It is stiff and hard, and pierced through the front.
It looks for a familiar hole of matching length, often filled
Through which it’s tip will poke.
What is it?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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