Riddle me this:

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » November 7th, 2005, 9:41 am

AbnRgr289 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:It has no top or bottom
but it can hold flesh, bones and blood all at the same time.
What is this object?
Alright, alright, everybody hush up a minute, I know the answer.......

It's a Dick!

It has no top, it has a head!

It has no bottom, it has a base!

It has no sides, it has a shaft!

And it holds flesh, bone, and blood!!!

Before you say anything, I know it has no bone, but it is a "Boner!!!" :D :D

But it can cause its destruction: A RING!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » November 7th, 2005, 1:25 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:It has no top or bottom
but it can hold flesh, bones and blood all at the same time.
What is this object?
Alright, alright, everybody hush up a minute, I know the answer.......

It's a Dick!

It has no top, it has a head!

It has no bottom, it has a base!

It has no sides, it has a shaft!

And it holds flesh, bone, and blood!!!

Before you say anything, I know it has no bone, but it is a "Boner!!!" :D :D
But it can cause its destruction: A RING!

You are correct, Chica! :D

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 10th, 2006, 7:22 pm

They follow and lead, but only as you pass.
Dress yourself in darkest black,
And they are darker still.
Always they flee the light,
Though without the sun there would be none.

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 10th, 2006, 7:47 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:They follow and lead, but only as you pass.
Dress yourself in darkest black,
And they are darker still.
Always they flee the light,
Though without the sun there would be none.

That would be my Shadow Warrior!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 10th, 2006, 7:52 pm

Correct, Ranger Hoover. :D

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » April 10th, 2006, 8:36 pm

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old L_adies?

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 10th, 2006, 8:40 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old L_adies?

Sounds like Bingo to me......

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » April 10th, 2006, 8:42 pm

Hoover wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old L_adies?

Sounds like Bingo to me......

Guess you've heard that one B4 Ranger Hoover!

How about this one: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 10th, 2006, 8:45 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:
Hoover wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old L_adies?

Sounds like Bingo to me......

Guess you've heard that one B4 Ranger Hoover!
No I never have ...just a wild guess.

How about this one: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

ummmm? I dunno....what?

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » April 10th, 2006, 8:47 pm

Hoover wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:How about this one: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

ummmm? I dunno....what?

No one to talk to during orgasm.

What was the first obscenity ever heard on T.V.?

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 10th, 2006, 8:52 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:
Hoover wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:How about this one: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

ummmm? I dunno....what?
No one to talk to during orgasm.

What was the first obscenity ever heard on T.V.?

wow....that first answer went way over my head...kinda like the punchline that never came, like huh? :?

first obscenity ever heard on television?...."frankly my dear I don't give a damn"

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » April 10th, 2006, 9:00 pm

Hoover wrote:first obscenity ever heard on television?....frankly my dear I don'y give a damn!

Close: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 10th, 2006, 9:08 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:
Hoover wrote:first obscenity ever heard on television?....frankly my dear I don'y give a damn!

Close: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

"A little hard June? No, I don't think so. I thought I heard a noise....so I was just probing the wire"

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 12th, 2006, 10:40 am

SmileyTFJ wrote:
Hoover wrote:first obscenity ever heard on television?....frankly my dear I don'y give a damn!

Close: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

I'm not surprised by this at all. Leave it to Beaver!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 12th, 2006, 2:24 pm

Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, for what is beyond is what they seek.
What am I?