Twelve Things to Never Say to a Cop

[Baseplate]

I was relating this thread to a cop buddy. He laughed and said a couple months ago a man he stopped who was intoxicated look at his badge and said..Ossifer Ca-Ca-Ca Canales???? Ill be da-da-dadamned....I fucked your wife!

Fuck it, if you know you are going to jail you may as well go out in a blaze of glory

[IEDmagnet]

I was relating this thread to a cop buddy. He laughed and said a couple months ago a man he stopped who was intoxicated look at his badge and said..Ossifer Ca-Ca-Ca Canales???? Ill be da-da-dadamned....I fucked your wife!

Damn, that's an ouch.

[IEDmagnet]

Geez the LEOs seem young these days.

I'm an FTO (Field Training Officer), we just got a new officer who was learning his alphabet when I was jumping from planes. Talk about a dose of aged reality.

He's so new some drunk downtown said "He still has that new officer scent." I almost shat myself where I stood.

[panthersix]

hometown cop "why are you carrying a duplicate driver's license?"

me "because my original is still in Iraq"

No ticket, just a warning. I had pulled way over into the deep weeds to give him a safe path to my vehicle and I was very respectful. I had my son and my daughter's boyfriend in the car as we were on our way to the gun show and lunch at Hooters!