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289sotherhalf wrote:If this guy is not telepathic, he must have one eye left to see. :wink:
You're halfway there...now explain the plums! :wink:
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SmileyTFJ wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:If this guy is not telepathic, he must have one eye left to see. :wink:
You're halfway there...now explain the plums! :wink:
You got me on that one, Chica. I can see how he saw the plums with one eye, but I can't figure out how he took none, nor left any.
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289sotherhalf wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:If this guy is not telepathic, he must have one eye left to see. :wink:
You're halfway there...now explain the plums! :wink:
You got me on that one, Chica. I can see how he saw the plums with one eye, but I can't figure out how he took none, nor left any.

He ate them.
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Sounds about right, Ranger Hoover!
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Man walks over;
man walks under;
in time of war he burns asunder?

What am I?
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Hoover wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote: You're halfway there...now explain the plums! :wink:
You got me on that one, Chica. I can see how he saw the plums with one eye, but I can't figure out how he took none, nor left any.

He ate them.
No. There were only two plums. He took a plum and left a plum!
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SmileyTFJ wrote:
Hoover wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote: You got me on that one, Chica. I can see how he saw the plums with one eye, but I can't figure out how he took none, nor left any.

He ate them.
No. There were only two plums. He took a plum and left a plum!
Thanks! That one was weird, :? . :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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289sotherhalf wrote:Thanks! That one was weird, :? . :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Yeah...well...you know me! :oops:




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289sotherhalf wrote:Man walks over;
man walks under;
in time of war he burns asunder?

What am I?

A bridge?
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What goes, "[click] Is that it? [click] Is that it? [click] Is THAT it?"
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Hoover wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Man walks over;
man walks under;
in time of war he burns asunder?

What am I?

A bridge?
Damn it. Just when I knew an answer....... :evil:



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RTO wrote:What goes, "[click] Is that it? [click] Is that it? [click] Is THAT it?"
My dad whenever he's trying to figure out which breaker goes to the garage.
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JMar wrote:
RTO wrote:What goes, "[click] Is that it? [click] Is that it? [click] Is THAT it?"
My dad whenever he's trying to figure out which breaker goes to the garage.
hahahaha..............nope
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RTO wrote:What goes, "[click] Is that it? [click] Is that it? [click] Is THAT it?"
A LEG's girlfriend 30 seconds later. :shock:


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Steadfast wrote:
RTO wrote:What goes, "[click] Is that it? [click] Is that it? [click] Is THAT it?"
A LEG's girlfriend 30 seconds later. :shock:


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