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With thieves I consort, with the vilest in short, I'm quite at my ease in depravity, yet all divines use me and savants can't lose me, for I am at the center of gravity. Who am I?
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The letter "V"
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AbnRgr289 wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: Meat! :lol:
:lol: Ranger AbnRgr289, please ask your 6 to post another riddle! :lol: :lol:
Image Please be advised that she didn't answer that, I did!!! But she can post another one anyway.
:lol: :lol: Flutter kicks....

OK...new riddle:

My last four letters are an accounting-related acronym. Remove my last three letters and my first letter, and you will lose your lunch. Remove my last three letters, and my second letter, and you have a type of exercise. What am I?
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Matador275 wrote:The letter "V"
Correct, Ranger Matador275.
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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289sotherhalf wrote:
Matador275 wrote:The letter "V"
Correct, Ranger Matador275.
Integrity check on aisle 3 please - I cheated like a champ

That was way too hard and I am still not sure how the answer makes sense :lol:
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289sotherhalf wrote:With thieves I consort, with the vilest in short, I'm quite at my ease in depravity, yet all divines use me and savants can't lose me, for I am at the center of gravity. Who am I?
Ranger Matador275,

thieves, vilest, depravity, divines, and savants all have a V in them

and V is the middle (or center) letter in graVity!
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Post by Nomad »

Smiley.....

Ummmm...thanks....now I am going to ask everyone I know that question and use my well rehearsed answer...gosh...I am smart after all :lol:
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8) :lol: :lol:
SmileyTFJ wrote:My last four letters are an accounting-related acronym. Remove my last three letters and my first letter, and you will lose your lunch. Remove my last three letters, and my second letter, and you have a type of exercise. What am I?
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SmileyTFJ wrote:8) :lol: :lol:
SmileyTFJ wrote:My last four letters are an accounting-related acronym. Remove my last three letters and my first letter, and you will lose your lunch. Remove my last three letters, and my second letter, and you have a type of exercise. What am I?
Alright, Smiley, how 'bout a hint?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
SmileyTFJ

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289sotherhalf wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:8) :lol: :lol:
SmileyTFJ wrote:My last four letters are an accounting-related acronym. Remove my last three letters and my first letter, and you will lose your lunch. Remove my last three letters, and my second letter, and you have a type of exercise. What am I?
Alright, Smiley, how 'bout a hint?
The accounting term is LISH (Last In Still Here)
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Ok, think I got it. Is it Churlish?
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"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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You got it chica! Your turn!
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Dee Septor, the famous magician, claimed to be able to throw a ping-pong ball so that it would go a short distance, come to a complete stop, and then reverse itself. He also added that he would not bounce the ball off any object, or tie anything to it. How could he perform this trick?
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Okay, well I'm pretty sure the word is churlish...and I looked it up:
1. Of, like, or befitting a churl; boorish or vulgar.
2. Having a bad disposition; surly: “as valiant as the lion, churlish as the bearâ€
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Clearly I spent too much time thinking and not enough time reading... :oops: :oops: :oops:
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