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RANGER513 wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:When the wife says "I don't mean to be a nag but.....", it might be a good idea not to interrupt with "then don't"
:twisted:

......as long as you are out of arms reach, and not within the maximum effective range of a kitchen item being thrown !!!! 8)
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Do we have to update your title here, too? :)
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Lunch, Make sure you add that to your tagline, it's a keeper.
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Yes, SFW

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Lunch wrote:For two weeks next month, my professional title will be "Stand-by Acting District Ranger Temporary Assistant Ranger".
Sounds like a classic poser tagline....
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RangerX wrote:Yes, SFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNr_M3kbWQA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
My favorite drinking anthem! SFW!

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Lunch wrote:When using explosives to obliterate a carcass, .
I prefer to use a knife & fork when I obliterate a carcass.
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K.Ingraham wrote:
Lunch wrote:When using explosives to obliterate a carcass, .
I prefer to use a knife & fork when I obliterate a carcass.
Fork? Ya know, you went and got that fancy degree and now yer goin' all sissy on us!
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Yep. Went from using a sleeve to a napkin as well. All them girl professors gittin me all cultured n shit.
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