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I Google potentially normal stuff. Then I click the links I find. I really need to cut that out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLKiknDbFjA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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OK, maybe the stuff I google doesn't qualify as 'normal'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qzXDDnmHco" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Must....step....back...from....google.....

http://www.eroticfalconry.com/Site/Home.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Read the Personals section. Yeah, I said it.
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Excellent. "A woman who can shut the fuck up for once in her life"
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Lefty wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:"Before their mothers, before their god, they will call on you"
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RangerX wrote:I Google potentially normal stuff. Then I click the links I find. I really need to cut that out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLKiknDbFjA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
This is what made Hitler kill all the jews... or something just like it.
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No one treats veterans worse than other veterans.
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Baseplate wrote:No one treats veterans worse than other veterans.
I disagree, as would some other VN vets.
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I will add that no one treats veterans better than other veterans as well.
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Shakira's ass should be on the National Registry of Historic Monuments.
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RangerX wrote:Shakira's ass should be on the National Registry of Historic Monuments.

This
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X, what the fuck is wrong with you?

and I'm not talking about Shakira's ass...
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KW Driver wrote:X, what the fuck is wrong with you?

and I'm not talking about Shakira's ass...
Oh, where to begin.

Hey, at least lately they've been work safe...mostly.
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RangerX wrote:
KW Driver wrote:X, what the fuck is wrong with you?

and I'm not talking about Shakira's ass...
Oh, where to begin.

Hey, at least lately they've been work safe...mostly.
Color outside the lines a couple of times and they jump all over you. :lol:
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I just looked myself up using the members link. I am on page 69. Heh... 69.
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