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289sotherhalf wrote:Why do people point at their wrist and ask you what time it is? Like you don't know where your watch is at.
A freckle past a hair. :wink:
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Tater Nuts wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Why do people point at their wrist and ask you what time it is? Like you don't know where your watch is at.
Why don't they point at their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is ?
:lol: I don't know, Ranger Tater Nuts, but things might be a little more interesting that way, :lol: .
SmileyTFJ wrote:A freckle past a hair.
:P :wink:
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Something about being old, AND Scottish, brings on back hair. Back hair is not sexy. Shaving Back Hair only makes it come in thicker, and fucking surgeons these days are in-humane!!!

FUCKING FUCK that hurt! All the superglue tape they used to put my bandages on... fucking bastards!
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BS502 wrote:Luke Skywalker went to my high school.
BS... you suck throwing that Avatar up there with my jacked up shoulder... damn, I will get better with my left hand.

OH DAMN that's hot!!!! :shock:
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

BS502 wrote::lol: :lol: Glad I could assist with the ambidexterity.


I think that's a word. :shock:
Yeah it it, just like disabilification. :lol: :lol: No really, it is a word. :P
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

289sotherhalf wrote:
BS502 wrote::lol: :lol: Glad I could assist with the ambidexterity.


I think that's a word. :shock:
Yeah it it, just like disabilification. :lol: :lol: No really, it is a word. :P
It sure is, so don't fuck with me because I'm disibilified, I was born this way. :D














Ya', they're my words. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

BS502 wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: It sure is, so don't fuck with me because I'm disibilified, I was born this way. :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I think some short term insurance is in order for that particular condition, Ranger AbnRgr289. 8)
I thought so...........where's my check. :D
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

AbnRgr289 wrote:
BS502 wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: It sure is, so don't fuck with me because I'm disibilified, I was born this way. :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I think some short term insurance is in order for that particular condition, Ranger AbnRgr289. 8)
I thought so...........where's my check. :D
Our insurance coverage isn't that good! :roll: :lol: :lol:
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

289sotherhalf wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
BS502 wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I think some short term insurance is in order for that particular condition, Ranger AbnRgr289. 8)
I thought so...........where's my check. :D
Our insurance coverage isn't that good! :roll: :lol: :lol:
Insurance!

Fuck that......I want a "Gubment" crazy chek! :D
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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