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by SmileyTFJ » March 23rd, 2007, 7:11 am
289sotherhalf wrote: Why do people point at their wrist and ask you what time it is? Like you don't know where your watch is at.
A freckle past a hair.
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by 289sotherhalf » March 23rd, 2007, 7:31 am
Tater Nuts wrote: 289sotherhalf wrote: Why do people point at their wrist and ask you what time it is? Like you don't know where your watch is at.
Why don't they point at their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is ?
I don't know, Ranger Tater Nuts, but things might be a little more interesting that way,
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SmileyTFJ wrote: A freckle past a hair.
~Ranger Wife~
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"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
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by GSXRanger » March 23rd, 2007, 8:09 am
Something about being old, AND Scottish, brings on back hair. Back hair is not sexy. Shaving Back Hair only makes it come in thicker, and fucking surgeons these days are in-humane!!!
FUCKING FUCK that hurt! All the superglue tape they used to put my bandages on... fucking bastards!
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by GSXRanger » March 23rd, 2007, 8:10 am
BS502 wrote: Luke Skywalker went to my high school.
BS... you suck throwing that Avatar up there with my jacked up shoulder... damn, I will get better with my left hand.
OH DAMN that's hot!!!!
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289sotherhalf
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by 289sotherhalf » March 23rd, 2007, 8:20 am
Yeah it it, just like disabilification.
No really, it is a word.
~Ranger Wife~
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
AbnRgr289
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by AbnRgr289 » March 23rd, 2007, 8:30 am
289sotherhalf wrote:
Yeah it it, just like disabilification.
No really, it is a word.
It sure is, so don't fuck with me because I'm disibilified, I was born this way. :D
Ya', they're my words.
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
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Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
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by AbnRgr289 » March 23rd, 2007, 9:20 am
I thought so...........where's my check. :D
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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by 289sotherhalf » March 23rd, 2007, 9:26 am
AbnRgr289 wrote:
I thought so...........where's my check. :D
Our insurance coverage isn't
that good!
~Ranger Wife~
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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by AbnRgr289 » March 23rd, 2007, 9:43 am
289sotherhalf wrote: AbnRgr289 wrote:
I thought so...........where's my check. :D
Our insurance coverage isn't
that good!
Insurance!
Fuck that......I want a "Gubment" crazy chek! :D
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89