Why I chose my name (or: How to PISS OFF the neighbors)

[RideGrrl]

Wanna go for a Ride, Sweetheart?

Uh huh.

[Vee]

Wanna go for a Ride, Sweetheart?

Uh huh.

I'm there.

Pick you up at 9:07.......ish.

[VAK]

Excuse me for my ignorance, but I heard from a few girlfriends of my that you can actually have an orgasm from riding a Harley. One said that they have tried other bikes, but don't get the desired effect as they do on a Harley. Is this true? If so, where do I sign up?

Actually Kaley, I have this four wheel monster, it's hand powered but I've been told that the ride it'll give a girl can more than give the "desired" effect. Some have even said "And then some..."

God Bless the Jazzy Company.... Bwahahahaha

usaftacp

[lawdog]

Excuse me for my ignorance, but I heard from a few girlfriends of my that you can actually have an orgasm from riding a Harley. One said that they have tried other bikes, but don't get the desired effect as they do on a Harley. Is this true? If so, where do I sign up?

Ranger V-Rod may beat me there but his bike doesn't "vibrate" like mine does. The Evolution motor will get you where you want to go, in more ways than one Kaley.

[Spartan]

V-Rod - what is the difference between the VRSCA and VRSCB and which one do you have?

[lawdog]

That's the best part! This is a cop suggesting a quick rip on a 5 mile flat to check speeds in excess of 150 MPH... too damn cool!

Shit, I'd be doing 150 if I could. I only got 138 out of the V-Rod. I know Ranger Spartan and Ranger H8train. Too much winddrag. Don't bother saying it.

[lawdog]

How high do they measure accurately? I have some fuckers over at another forum talking smack.

A digital picture of the V-Rod thru the windshield with the current radar display in the foreground might just shut them the fuck up


Also.....you know my ultimate goal of reaching 200 with mods. Do they even bother calibrating those guns for that kinda speed?


Of course.....all of this is theoretical

I mean you are LAWdog after all

First off, the laser gun I have is much more accurate than the radar systems. I can get range of about 6 miles, even though I wouldn't be able to see you at that distance or hold the gun still enough, but I could get you for the last mile or so. They're also mobile so I could get outside my car and have someone snap a picture over my shoulder as you blew by me. I'll read up to see how high they're calibrated but I know up to 200 is possible. Let me know and I'll sneak it out of the office.

[lawdog]

V-Rod - what is the difference between the VRSCA and VRSCB and which one do you have?

Ranger Spartan. I can answer some of that for you. Ranger V-Rod has the VRSCA. The last letter "A" was the first model and has an anodized frame. The "B" model is a newer model and has a black frame. Harley also changed the gearing somewhat so the "B" bike has a little more low end torque and they put adjustable handlebars and a couple other slight modifications. I think the seat is a litte different and you sit a bit different too. Ranger V-Rod told me that it didn't seem as comfortable to sit on. Didn't feel like you are a part of the bike like the "A" model.

What did I miss Ranger V-Rod? Probably a lot. Excuse me for that.

[Vee]

V-Rod - what is the difference between the VRSCA and VRSCB and which one do you have?

Ranger Spartan. I can answer some of that for you. Ranger V-Rod has the VRSCA. The last letter "A" was the first model and has an anodized frame. The "B" model is a newer model and has a black frame. Harley also changed the gearing somewhat so the "B" bike has a little more low end torque and they put adjustable handlebars and a couple other slight modifications. I think the seat is a litte different and you sit a bit different too. Ranger V-Rod told me that it didn't seem as comfortable to sit on. Didn't feel like you are a part of the bike like the "A" model.

What did I miss Ranger V-Rod? Probably a lot. Excuse me for that.

No you pretty much covered it.

"A" has a silver frame, "B" a black.

"A" has a 30 tooth pulley, "B" a 29, so the "A" has a slightly taller ratio.

"B" has bars and pegs designed for shorter riders.

Both versions have their own color schemes for 2004.

That's it.

[Vee]

Ranger V-Rod may beat me there but his bike doesn't "vibrate" like mine does. The Evolution motor will get you where you want to go, in more ways than one Kaley.

Sounds like the ramblings of a desperate man.

It's pretty sad that you need to use your bike's abilities to try and attract women, my friend.

[lawdog]

Sounds like the ramblings of a desperate man.

It's pretty sad that you need to use your bike's abilities to try and attract women, my friend.

Oh, what you don't know. Not desperate ramblings, just an offer of pleasure to a sweet young thing like Kaley. Cause that's how I am.

[Vee]

Sounds like the ramblings of a desperate man.

It's pretty sad that you need to use your bike's abilities to try and attract women, my friend.

Oh, what you don't know. Not desperate ramblings, just an offer of pleasure to a sweet young thing like Kaley. Cause that's how I am.

What I don't know?

It's not my fault you fuckin found a woman and bailed on all your friends.

When was the last time you sat down for 5 minutes to talk and buy me a beer, asshole?

[lawdog]

What I don't know?

It's not my fault you fuckin found a woman and bailed on all your friends.

When was the last time you sat down for 5 minutes to talk and buy me a beer, asshole?

You're right. I found a woman but I didn't bail. A few other things went on the past week as you know that made me want to hole up.

When was the last time you came over for a beer jerky? That hasn't happened in a while either.

Still on for tonight? 6:30'ish at your house. Bringing the daughter over to play with your two.

By the way, there is something you don't know...I'm starting to 'cross-dress'. Call me and I'll fill you in.