Thanks, DG, but I think I can handle any man who shaves his legsDoorGunner wrote:If he's Bothering you let me know.Matador275 wrote:Hahahahhahahahaaa....touche!Parabellum wrote: You seemed to work out well. That is what Dave said anyway.![]()

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Don't you have some vegetables to pick somwhere?Ranger Luna wrote:I fucking knew it, you homo.Matador275 wrote:Thanks, DG, but I think I can handle any man who shaves his legsDoorGunner wrote: If he's Bothering you let me know.![]()
Heh, heh... Reminds me of this dude who passed out in formation one day. Following the "thunk" of his body impacting the ground, you could hear his squad leader yell, "D******!!! You just scuffed my boot with your fucking head! Do push ups!!!" The said PFC woke up in the front leaning rest position. :D Good times indeed.Caruthers wrote:Then you scuff a Team Leaders spitshines at Batt. low crawling up and down the stairs in you artic gear and bag. He gets mad and sicks the Mafia on you..........then you go out side for your PT test.
Life is good.
Since Im the designated Illegal Alien of ArmyRanger.com, I will now have to go back home because the citrus crops in California have been ruined by the freezing ass temps.Abell9 wrote:Don't you have some vegetables to pick somwhere?Ranger Luna wrote:I fucking knew it, you homo.Matador275 wrote: Thanks, DG, but I think I can handle any man who shaves his legs
You knew the crop was going to fail, hence you are going to college...little beaners are getting smarterRanger Luna wrote:Since Im the designated Illegal Alien of ArmyRanger.com, I will now have to go back home because the citrus crops in California have been ruined by the freezing ass temps.Abell9 wrote:Don't you have some vegetables to pick somwhere?Ranger Luna wrote:I fucking knew it, you homo.
Matador275 wrote:You knew the crop was going to fail, hence you are going to college...little beaners are getting smarterRanger Luna wrote: Since Im the designated Illegal Alien of ArmyRanger.com, I will now have to go back home because the citrus crops in California have been ruined by the freezing ass temps.
Caruthers wrote:remeber that smell out the back door of RIP that first afternoon? Ya, piss
n puke, by all us wantabe RANGERS that were getting smoked. 1000 PU, 10fucking000,twisters/fludder kicks, and the Cadre saying" all you have to do is stand up to quit". 31 of us made it out----all of us pissed in our BDU's at least once.
Young man, 1000 PU is gonna seem easy after RIP. Then you scuff a Team Leaders spitshines at Batt. low crawling up and down the stairs in you artic gear and bag. He gets mad and sicks the Mafia on you..........then you go out side for your PT test.
Life is good.
For your next task, I would like you to read over the Ranger Creed and think about what it means. In addition, please administer a PT test for yourself and report the results on this thread. That way you will quantify your physical fitness, rather than to report "good shape," which is meaningless. Never, never quit.