Random thought of the moment.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » March 25th, 2011, 3:01 pm

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a Blue Whale.

K.Ingraham · Post by **K.Ingraham** » March 25th, 2011, 4:25 pm

Would that be African bush elephant, African forest elephant or Asian elephant?

I hope I'm never as desperately bored as Slowpoke was when he decided to research the relative weight of whale tongue and the family Elephantidae.

oh damn, I think I am...

cams · Post by **cams** » March 25th, 2011, 6:37 pm

I hope I'm never as smart as K.Ingraham knowing words like Elephantalie(? I forgot it already) like it's a common word or I'd be even more disappointed in this fucked up world. :D

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » March 26th, 2011, 12:18 am

The African Dung Beetle follows elephantalie's ( whatever THAT is, Cams ) around and lives in thier shit.

No shit.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » March 26th, 2011, 6:36 am

Snapple

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » March 26th, 2011, 10:59 am

20 hrs left at work today, and I left my phone at home. SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME!!

holy fuck I'm bored, and not tired enough to nap.

cams · Post by **cams** » March 26th, 2011, 12:21 pm

KW Driver wrote:20 hrs left at work today, and I left my phone at home. SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME!!

holy fuck I'm bored, and not tired enough to nap.

There's always pornhub, that usually occupies at least 2mins of my day. :D

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » March 26th, 2011, 1:18 pm

tube8 is better, but again, I'm at work. while I have my own crew room, I prefer to set a certain tone. light some scented candles, get the lighting just right, take my time undressing, use surround sound, so it feels real. relax, go wide screen...

and that takes about 4 minutes. but I can't do that here.

rgrokelley · Post by **rgrokelley** » March 26th, 2011, 1:38 pm

Lunch wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:Would that be African bush elephant, African forest elephant or Asian elephant?

I hope I'm never as desperately bored as Slowpoke was when he decided to research the relative weight of whale tongue and the family Elephantidae.

oh damn, I think I am...
And what is the land speed of a laden elephant?

African or European?

Baseplate · Post by **Baseplate** » March 26th, 2011, 5:45 pm

Went to the dentist with no tooth pain. Left the dentist with a filling and a tooth that hurts when anything touches it. Thanks a lot Dr. Dickhead

mortar_guy78 · Post by **mortar_guy78** » March 26th, 2011, 7:33 pm

Is it safe?

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » March 26th, 2011, 8:02 pm

mortar_guy78 wrote:Is it safe?

I don't think I went to a dentist for five years after that flick came out.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » March 29th, 2011, 2:45 pm

Lefty wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Is it safe?
I don't think I went to a dentist for five years after that flick came out.

I saw that as a kid, and while I didn't have a problem with dentists after, that one shook me to the core. don't piss off the bad men and give them a reason to put you in a chair was the lesson I took from that one. as I got older, it morphed into don't let the bad men take me.

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