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289sotherhalf
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Ok......ummm.......is it the number 8?

BTW, nice sig, too freaking funny----

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Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, for what is beyond is what they seek.
What am I?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Steadfast »

you are a closed cashier at home depot and the customer will be first as the next cashier has no one presently on her line if you only just hurry. :lol:


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Post by VLuplow »

Steadfast wrote:you are a closed cashier at home depot and the customer will be first as the next cashier has no one presently on her line if you only just hurry. :lol:


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Post by Hoover »

289sotherhalf wrote:Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, for what is beyond is what they seek.
What am I?

"a mirror"
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Post by Mom in Texas »

289sotherhalf wrote:Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, for what is beyond is what they seek.
What am I?
a window?
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Post by Hoover »

1/75 Mom in Texas wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, for what is beyond is what they seek.
What am I?
a window?



I'd say you got it Mom.
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"Cry Havoc Let Slip The Dogs of War"
1st SPWAR Tng Bn (Abn) USAJFKSWCS 87'
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Post by Warriorwife »

Bright as diamonds,
Loud as thunder,
Never still,
A thing of wonder.
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Post by Warriorwife »

Terry Welshan wrote:
Warriorwife wrote:Bright as diamonds,
Loud as thunder,
Never still,
A thing of wonder.
A cadidiots opinion of himself. :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol:That was good! but, Not quite the answer! :lol: :lol:
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Post by elle »

Warriorwife wrote:Bright as diamonds,
Loud as thunder,
Never still,
A thing of wonder.
Fireworks?
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Post by Warriorwife »

Yep! Your turn. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by elle »

On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.
What caused the ship to sink?
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