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Zonk 1/75 wrote:
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Slowpoke wrote:Am I the only one who prepares Kraft Macaroni and Cheese al dente and uses a wisk to insure the sauce is smooth?
No, but take it a step further; whisk in a little garlic/onion powder and pepper. If you like the top slightly baked placed under a medium broiler for 2 minutes- or have I just gone way too far into mac -n- cheese land. :?

Gotta shove it under a broiler, no option there. Don't forget bacon bits! :)
Bits?!? Oh no, whole strips. Embedded. Everything is better with bacon.
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Gotta shove it under a broiler, no option there. Don't forget bacon bits! :)
Bits?!? Oh no, whole strips. Embedded. Everything is better with bacon.
Forgot that. Bacon should be part of the required daily food pyramid. I am fairly certain it was headed for that designation when Bush was CinC. But I am pretty sure it is now going to be banned under ObamaCare. That said, it may be my first experience as a "law" breaker. Bacon Sacre Fames.
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C-MAC wrote:Forgot that. Bacon should be part of the required daily food pyramid.
Both my daughters are averse to eating any meat. Any meat that is but the porky deliciousness that is bacon & sausage.

Bacon, so good, even vegans can't resist.

Zonk 1/75 wrote:I crumble my strips, saves time so I can focus on the eating part :D
See, I am more of a "natural" eater. If I focus on it, I get all discombobulated. :lol:
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Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?

My favorite is Maple Bacon. It's like it's infused with the flavor of pancakes; like when you dip your bacon into syrup. Only this is every time you eat it. It is truly miraculous. The only thing that would be more amazing is if the Virgin Mary appeared in it. :wink:
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mortar_guy78 wrote:Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?
The kind that is in front of me. :lol:
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RangerX wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?
The kind that is in front of me. :lol:
:lol: Touche.
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mortar_guy78 wrote:Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?
Just regular old BACON! But.....it has to be cooked perfectly!!!! No limp, namby-pamby bacon!!!! It has to be cooked to that wonderful golden brown to where when you put it in your mouth it crumbles of it's own accord....releasing the flavor like an explosion on the taste buds!!!!!!!!
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Slowpoke done flung a craving on me - gotta go get some!
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mortar_guy78 wrote:Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?

My favorite is Maple Bacon. It's like it's infused with the flavor of pancakes; like when you dip your bacon into syrup. Only this is every time you eat it. It is truly miraculous. The only thing that would be more amazing is if the Virgin Mary appeared in it. :wink:
Ya, ok all you bacon lovers. How about that bacon-cheddar sandwich in the MRE (or do you guys call it FSR now?) I gotta say, I was wondering if it was really bacon when someone let me sample it, But I did eat the whole thing simply on the suggestion it was bacon.

And damn, now I am searching for some of that TN bacon, delivered to my doorstep.
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I'm hungary.
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Tater Nuts wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?
Benton Bacon, made near me here in East Tn. is developing quite a gormet following, too smoky for my taste however.
Pfft. I actually found the website. 4lbs for $22 plus shipping. I am in for at least 4lbs. Actually, right about now I am ready to get on the turnpike and pick it up in person. Damn it, I'd drive to freaking Wyoming if the bacon is that good.
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mmmmmm, cornbread and milk.....:)
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