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Just exactly, pray tell, do you know what ass tastes like?jsmurphy wrote:This coffee tastes like ass.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
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Rock Island Ranger
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Dixie Rat reported that his chicken tastes like pussy....jsmurphy wrote:This coffee tastes like ass.
....where the fuck you guys buyin your groceries? :?
RS Class # 7-76
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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ANGRYCivilian
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Women. Can't live with them... can't do it without 'em... can't just shoot 'em. If only SHEEP could cook.
GSXRanger wrote:Why, oh WHY am I disturbed...yet strangely aroused by this?
St Barbara's Bastards
82C1P
"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
82C1P
"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
Yarrrr... the Pirate Kittens be seeking vengence on one known as the Pastor! Beware ye land lubbers!
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
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ANGRYCivilian
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medicchick
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I thought as long as you rinsed it was. What else is a guy to do when there's one bathroom in the house, and you live on post so you can't just go out back?SFC H8R wrote:Why is it ok to piss in the shower but not the sink?
This is why my house had to have 1 1/2 baths. :?
If the water is warm enough she won't feel it, and then get used to it. Just tell her you are marking her as yours.Cliv03 wrote:My girlfriend doesn't think it's ok for me to piss in the shower....especially on her leg.
Someone needs to teach the regular Army how to make a packing list.
Supporting my DAV, one day at a time.
Supporting my DAV, one day at a time.
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