Random thought of the moment.

[cams]

Another Friday, another 16 hr shift.

On the bright side, I guess it's better to be making money than spending it at the bar tonight.

I go iin at midnight, same thoughts. it's just like paid study hall.
Call if you get bored, I will be.

Roger that, you're in my phone bro. Although I don't think I've ever been bored working a Friday night in the city, I would prefer it, but I just ain't that damn lucky.

[K.Ingraham]

[. Although I don't think I've ever been bored working a Friday night in the city, I would prefer it, but I just ain't that damn lucky.

Then lets trade for a couple weekends. Trust me, no one will notice.
You know me, I'm a diplomat. There'll be no new citizen complaints generated in your name.
Might even be some cool new photos on your cell cam tho'.

[KW Driver]

I've only got 20 hrs left at work and nothing to do but eat and sleep until EENT.

[IEDmagnet]

Is there ever a better time than right now for some Wild Turkey, steaks on the grill, and guitar music?

God love this wonderful country, couldn't do this in Iraq.

[Warriorwife]

He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!...





Fucking mosquito!.....

[garyedolan]

Now this is useful. Pick your favorite artists.

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[panthersix]

Is there ever a better time than right now for some Wild Turkey, steaks on the grill, and guitar music?

God love this wonderful country, couldn't do this in Iraq.

Then you surely weren't with the USAF

[IEDmagnet]

Is there ever a better time than right now for some Wild Turkey, steaks on the grill, and guitar music?

God love this wonderful country, couldn't do this in Iraq.

Then you surely weren't with the USAF

No, I slept in tents...ate MRE's, drooled over your women and cursed you under my breath.


Dick....

[panthersix]

Since I was in the Guard anyway and I always wanted to know what it was like, after 16 years of "Air Force Appreciation time" (that's what the Airmen call prior service from other branches, esp Army & USMC). I thought what the hell and enlisted as a Ssgt in the Air Guard. There was no way I was going to make it to 20 years in the Army Guard...no way.

It was everything you fuckwits ever dreamt about plus they unfooked my records so I could get my 20 year letter and retire as a CPT.

My first drill with my new unit, they had a beautiful redhead and a buxom, long legged blonde at PT. Yep, it's all that boys! :)

[IEDmagnet]

Since I was in the Guard anyway and I always wanted to know what it was like, after 16 years of "Air Force Appreciation time" (that's what the Airmen call prior service from other branches, esp Army & USMC). I thought what the hell and enlisted as a Ssgt in the Air Guard. There was no way I was going to make it to 20 years in the Army Guard...no way.

It was everything you fuckwits ever dreamt about plus they unfooked my records so I could get my 20 year letter and retire as a CPT.

My first drill with my new unit, they had a beautiful redhead and a buxom, long legged blonde at PT. Yep, it's all that boys! :)

Yep, if I wasn't medically retired with a wonderful pay and benefits package, I'd probably still be glutton for punishment and cussing you. However, my plans were to IST to 20 SFG when I got back from Afghan. Wonder how that would have turned out? These are the things that haunt me.


And you're still a DICK, but I love ya like a brother mom should have clubbed at birth.

(on a serious side note, thanks for your service and congrats on your 20 year letter.)

[panthersix]

NAVY/USMC ~ ARMY ~ AIR FORCE
Head ~ Latrine ~ Powder Room
Rack ~ Bunk ~ Single with ruffle and duvet
Mess Deck ~ Chow Hall ~ Dining Facility/Cafe'
"Cookie" ~ Mess Cook ~ Contract Chef
Coffee/Mud ~ Cup of Joe ~ Vanilla Latte'
Bug Juice ~ Kool-Aid ~ Shirley Temple
Utilities ~ BDU's ~ Casual Wear
Seaman/Private ~ Private ~ Bobby or Jimmy
Chief/Gunny ~ Sergeant ~ Bob or Jim
Captain/Skipper ~ Colonel ~ Robert or James
Captain's Mast ~ Article 15 ~ Time Out
Berthing/Barracks ~ Barracks ~ Apartment
Skivvies / U-Trau ~ Underwear ~ Tee Shirt & Panties
Thrown in the Brig ~ Put in confinement ~ Grounded
Zoom ~ Bag ~ Flight Suit ~ Business Casual
Cover ~ Beret ~ Optional
NEX or MCXPX ~ PX ~ Shopping Mall
TAD ~ TDY ~ Working vacation
Cruise / Afloat ~ Deploy ~ Huh?
Ground Grabbers ~ Athletic Shoes ~ Flip-Flops
Boondockers ~ Jump Boots ~ Berkenstocks
Low Quarters ~ Low Quarters ~ Patent Leather Pumps
SEAL ~ Special Forces ~ High Altitude Recon
Hoo-Rah ! ~ Hoo-Ah ! ~ Uh-Oh !
MRE ~ MRE ~ Happy Meal
Grinder ~ Drill Field ~ What?

[RANGER513]

My first drill with my new unit, they had a beautiful redhead and a buxom, long legged blonde at PT. Yep, it's all that boys! :)

Huh..........this thread is useless without pics !!!!

[RangerX]

When in England on a deployment, we had the luxury of exfil-ing out of Mendenhall AFB. Man those were nice digs.

We ran in to an AF re-up NCO in the chow hall and had a discussion about Air Force recruiting, etc. He mentioned that he joined the AF during Vietnam because he had a back problem that would prevent him from joining the Army.

Of course, we asked "What back problem"? His response was that he had a big yellow stripe running down the middle of it.

[K.Ingraham]

we asked "What back problem"? His response was that he had a big yellow stripe running down the middle of it.

"A man has got to know his limits"

[IEDmagnet]

SO....

If you tell the Marines to secure a building, they are going to level the building and stand guard on the remains.

If you tell the Army to secure it, we will conduct a deliberate attack...kill everything inside that isn't dressed like us...establish a perimeter and defend against counter-attack.

If you tell the Navy to do it, they will sweep and mop the floors, turn the lights off, and put chains on the doors.














The Air Force gets the same directive and they find the owner, sign a six month lease......with an option to buy.