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C-MAC wrote:Its been 8 and a half years now- will those experiences and memories ever stop waking me up in the middle of the night?

Two choices, you can go talk to your priest about it, or you can go find your old AF buddy and kick his ass for the things he did to you after you passed out drunk.

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Everyone sitting off fireworks is annoying as hell !
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Flesh Thorn wrote:Everyone sitting off fireworks is annoying as hell !
x2....I hate fireworks. :twisted:
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It is physically impossible to pee and sneeze at the same exact time.
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I just spent fifteen minutes trying to prove that theory wrong, only to realize that the hair below my belt has gone gray before the hair on my less important head. Guess that's a by product of 11 years of marriage. What the hell is going to happen in 11 more?
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Happy Independence Day everyone.

Now off to the range.....
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This is the night my neighbors and I set off fireworks in our annual attempt to burn down the neighborhood. Wonderful tradition.
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cams wrote:
C-MAC wrote:Its been 8 and a half years now- will those experiences and memories ever stop waking me up in the middle of the night?

Two choices, you can go talk to your priest about it, or you can go find your old AF buddy and kick his ass for the things he did to you after you passed out drunk.

:mrgreen:
Done the first plenty of times and oddly enough quit drinking when I served. What the hell was I thinking?

But there was this time when I was visiting the 3rd ID in Germany- let's just say Army knows how to party. I woke up on some exclusive golf course with a German girl I never met. Hooah- now that clears my head.
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C-MAC wrote:
cams wrote:
C-MAC wrote:Its been 8 and a half years now- will those experiences and memories ever stop waking me up in the middle of the night?

Two choices, you can go talk to your priest about it, or you can go find your old AF buddy and kick his ass for the things he did to you after you passed out drunk.

:mrgreen:
Done the first plenty of times and oddly enough quit drinking when I served. What the hell was I thinking?

But there was this time when I was visiting the 3rd ID in Germany- let's just say Army knows how to party. I woke up on some exclusive golf course with a German girl I never met. Hooah- now that clears my head.

See there? Now you're talking motivator!! Gotta keep the positive in forward motion bro. Fuck all that other shit, live, before we all die too.
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Great. I just found out that I really do have to reclass. What a kick in the nuts. If I can't be a warrior, why even be in the army?
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mortar_guy78 wrote:Great. I just found out that I really do have to reclass. What a kick in the nuts. If I can't be a warrior, why even be in the army?
Get into medical logistics. Especially equipment. Lots of females and you'll be the only muldoon in the dept with a Ranger tab! :wink:
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Do you think that camels ever look down and think: oh no! I've got pussy toe?
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Warriorwife wrote:Do you think that camels ever look down and think: oh no! I've got pussy toe?
Well, if they don't, they should.
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