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Warriorwife
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Post by Warriorwife »

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Smiley! Cease fire...PM inbound Chica!
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Hoover
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Post by Hoover »

Red=Blue
Green=Red
Blue=Green
2/75 C Co. 81-84
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Post by SmileyTFJ »

Hoover wrote:Red=Blue
Green=Red
Blue=Green
Correct Ranger Hoover!
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

l look at you, you look at me. I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Chiron »

A mirror. :wink:
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Post by Warriorwife »

289sotherhalf wrote:l look at you, you look at me. I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?
Your reflection?
289sotherhalf
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Correct, Ranger Chiron.
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
289sotherhalf
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

You're right too, WW. It would be either one.
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Warriorwife »

From house to house he goes,
A messenger small and slight.
And whether it rains or snows,
He sleeps outside at night.
What am I?
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JMar
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Post by JMar »

SmileyTFJ wrote:
Hoover wrote:Red=Blue
Green=Red
Blue=Green
Correct Ranger Hoover!
Are you sure?

It seems like it should be:

Red=Green
Green=Blue
Blue=Red

Since the "man in the blue suit speaks" and then "Mr. Red" answers him, it seems unlikely that Mr. Red is answering himself. So Mr. Red couldn't be in the blue suit.
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Gordo173
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Post by Gordo173 »

The kid would be correct!
Wpns/C/2-75(INF)(RGR)(ABN)
1/1/C/2-75(INF)(RGR)(ABN)
C,HHC,D/3-6(INF)(Mech)
HHC/2-504 PIR
A/1-504 PIR
HHC/1-82(ABN)
Oopps almost forgot Class 4-84

"Always with the negative waves Moriarity!"
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Post by SmileyTFJ »

:oops: Whoops! I read it too quickly! JMar, you are correct.
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Pronounced as one letter,
But look and you'll see,
That really I'm written with three.
I'm read from both ends,
The same either way.
What am I?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
blinc

Post by blinc »

Eye.
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Correct.

It's your turn now.
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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