Random thought of the moment.

Military Humor. Laugh at me. Laugh at you. Laugh at them.

Moderator: Site Admin

Post Reply
RTO
BANNED
Posts: 9104
Joined: April 28th, 2005, 12:34 pm

Post by RTO »

Bravo57 wrote:
RTO wrote:It's raining right now and tommorrow will be in the mid-70's here. Glad I'm not in Chicago....
Some people are pricks :twisted:
sorry bro' couldn't help it. I grew up there and still have family there :lol:
Rock Island Ranger
Ranger
Posts: 10935
Joined: February 8th, 2004, 10:00 pm

Post by Rock Island Ranger »

SmileyTFJ wrote:
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

Well, give me a day or two and Ill head to the office. Think 17 floors will prove the point? Fuck, GREAT POST. Scientific too. 8)
RS Class # 7-76

I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.

¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
User avatar
Bravo57
Ranger
Posts: 5425
Joined: July 31st, 2004, 6:04 am

Post by Bravo57 »

RTO wrote:
Bravo57 wrote:
RTO wrote:It's raining right now and tommorrow will be in the mid-70's here. Glad I'm not in Chicago....
Some people are pricks :twisted:
sorry bro' couldn't help it. I grew up there and still have family there :lol:

PEOPLE IN AND AROUND CHICAGO CANNOT FUCKING DRIVE WHEN IT SNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: I SWEAR TO GOD I WANT TO PUT HALF OF THEM INTO THE WALL!!!!!
B Co. FIST 3/75 Rgr Rgt.
1991-2000
RS 9-92
Task Force Ranger 1993


For those who fight for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.
GSXRanger
Ranger
Posts: 3081
Joined: July 1st, 2006, 1:49 am

Post by GSXRanger »

Image

I would HIT that shit like my life depended on it...
RS 08-91
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Rangerguru
Ranger
Posts: 3046
Joined: November 30th, 2006, 12:32 pm

Post by Rangerguru »

GSXRanger wrote:Image

I would HIT that shit like my life depended on it...
I would hit that shit like your life depends on it too :twisted:
Ranger Class 3/96
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present


Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
GSXRanger
Ranger
Posts: 3081
Joined: July 1st, 2006, 1:49 am

Post by GSXRanger »

No shit. She's on the cast of "Without a Trace"... fucking YUMMY!!!
RS 08-91
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
User avatar
medicchick
DSOTYR - Ranger Wife
Posts: 393
Joined: March 30th, 2005, 7:20 pm

Post by medicchick »

I'm going to keep poking my finger with a pin until I can feel it.

On a side note, super glue rocks for axe wounds.
Someone needs to teach the regular Army how to make a packing list.

Supporting my DAV, one day at a time.
GSXRanger
Ranger
Posts: 3081
Joined: July 1st, 2006, 1:49 am

Post by GSXRanger »

medicchick wrote:I'm going to keep poking my finger with a pin until I can feel it.

On a side note, super glue rocks for axe wounds.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
RS 08-91
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
User avatar
medicchick
DSOTYR - Ranger Wife
Posts: 393
Joined: March 30th, 2005, 7:20 pm

Post by medicchick »

Tenn-RGR wrote:
medicchick wrote:I'm going to keep poking my finger with a pin until I can feel it.

On a side note, super glue rocks for axe wounds.
Your axe wound must be different from the one Im thinking of...........
:shock: :lol:

Attempted amputation of the tip, through the nail. It's at the mostly healed point, but no feeling yet, it's driving me nuts.

Image

Image
Someone needs to teach the regular Army how to make a packing list.

Supporting my DAV, one day at a time.
User avatar
medicchick
DSOTYR - Ranger Wife
Posts: 393
Joined: March 30th, 2005, 7:20 pm

Post by medicchick »

Tenn-RGR wrote:Yep, yours is different.....
If you mean what I think you do Ranger Tenn-RGR, no WAY would glue go near there. Wax, yes, glue, no. :lol:
Someone needs to teach the regular Army how to make a packing list.

Supporting my DAV, one day at a time.
MrsDocMac

Post by MrsDocMac »

BS502 wrote:Sometimes I think I know way more than I should.. :lol: :lol:
x2! :lol:
289sotherhalf
Supreme Goddess of Drive On/Moderator
Posts: 6922
Joined: April 6th, 2005, 12:39 pm

Post by 289sotherhalf »

medicchick wrote:Attempted amputation of the tip, through the nail. It's at the mostly healed point, but no feeling yet, it's driving me nuts.
The other half did about the same thing with a mitre saw 'cept it was below the nail.....still doesn't have all the feeling back, though. You might not get it back.

Agree about superglue for wounds, it's the shit! Good for poison ivy too.
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
Post Reply

Return to “Good Humor Popsicle Zone”