Checking in with a question

[Darksaga]

I'm an airsoft instructor at a local field, and I want to join the rangers. I think 9/11 sux and I figure I could take some of my tactical knowledge from years of airsoft and apply it in the rangers. Sounds like he is saying that the Rangers don't train enough.

I was wondering though, since I'll know so much more than everyone else Yeah I bet those airsoft weapons are a bitch. about weapons and tactics and stuff, is there any possibility I'd be given some kind of credit for it, maybe even made a junior instructor for weapons and tactics or something? I think there is a JROTC class that may need your skills. That would be cool, I think I could teach people lots of stuff, I look forward to using my knowledege to help better the army Thank you, General.

I know you guys aren't going to believe I'm a real airsoft instructor, Oh, it's believable. so heres a pic of me and my buddies on a recon mission to show I'm for real:

Now presuming this is a real post... Are you out of your fucking mind?!?!

[centermass]

I cracked the fuck up when I saw Jaba the Hut in Cami's. Holy Mother of Moni...boy must have to have that helmet surgically removed....
Designer sun glasses make his look thinner dont you think>

laughing so hard, this is all I could post

[The Holmchicken]

Dude your kidding right? :?

If your the fat one this is what you will need to do to make the weight standard:

Take a .12 gauge double barrel shotgun 1 each, loaded with 00 buckshot. Place it agianst your disgusting gut, pull both tiggers simultaniously (if you can get those sausage fingures in the trigger well). You should feel about 150 lbs of grease, cottage cheese and chewed bubble gum exit your body at the speed of sound. Next, drain out all the gravy trapped in your viens.

At this point you will be half way there.

So is this a your proposed revision of AR 600-9?

[Silverback]

I have given this user special permission to use an avatar of his chosing. Of course I chose it for him!

[The Holmchicken]

That avatar is the standard by which all other avatars will be judged.

[Southern_Brit]

The one in the middle has done his homework - dressed in Para smock complete with wings and DZ patch - even sporting a fucking GMPG!

Jesus man you getting a hard on?

Just strange how this Walter Mitty character has dressed like a British Para and got hold of the right kit??

But yes the GPMG gets me hard - great choice of weapon!

[KW Driver]

But yes the GPMG gets me hard - great choice of weapon!

hmmmm. I think you're too easily pleased. I'd take 7.62 over those little rubber thingies.

[Top J]

The Revenge of the Nerds 4 (Nerds Fight GWOT)
Not only Porky Pig but check out Gilligan in the Marine cammies.

No way its for real.-Fuckin Hilariusss.

If it is its even more Fuckin Hilariusss.

[Southern_Brit]

But yes the GPMG gets me hard - great choice of weapon!

hmmmm. I think you're too easily pleased. I'd take 7.62 over those little rubber thingies.

GMPG is 7.62 - the belt hanging from the weapon gives it away!

[Silverback]

But yes the GPMG gets me hard - great choice of weapon!

hmmmm. I think you're too easily pleased. I'd take 7.62 over those little rubber thingies.

GMPG is 7.62 - the belt hanging from the weapon gives it away!

Uh...the one in the picture is an "Airsoft"...Thanks for coming.

[Southern_Brit]

hmmmm. I think you're too easily pleased. I'd take 7.62 over those little rubber thingies.

GMPG is 7.62 - the belt hanging from the weapon gives it away!

Uh...the one in the picture is an "Airsoft"...Thanks for coming.

Is it... your eye sight must be better than mine Ranger Silverback.

I thought Airsoft were little pellets - my mistake - never seen them before!

[Rock Island Ranger]

GMPG is 7.62 - the belt hanging from the weapon gives it away!

Uh...the one in the picture is an "Airsoft"...Thanks for coming.

Is it... your eye sight must be better than mine Ranger Silverback.

I thought Airsoft were little pellets - my mistake - never seen them before!

Airsoft weapons, a realtively new rage in America and a take off of Paint Ball allows chubby fucks like Jaba The Hut in aforementioned photo to feel like they are doing real combat, dress up like soldiers, (In spite of having to use GP Large tents cut to size) and act like they know something. It also allows them to say things like "I dont know why IM fat, must be a gland problem". To which understanding and sympathetic men like me nod our head and say..."Yep, that and a train load of potatoes and butter will do it everytime.....you worthless tub of shit".

[The Holmchicken]

Airsoft weapons, a realtively new rage in America and a take off of Paint Ball allows chubby fucks like Jaba The Hut in aforementioned photo to feel like they are doing real combat, dress up like soldiers, (In spite of having to use GP Large tents cut to size) and act like they know something. It also allows them to say things like "I dont know why IM fat, must be a gland problem". To which understanding and sympathetic men like me nod our head and say..."Yep, that and a train load of potatoes and butter will do it everytime.....you worthless tub of shit".

Not that I doubt your sympathy one bit, but isn't calling someone a "worthless tub of shit" a tad unsympathetic?

[Southern_Brit]

Is it... your eye sight must be better than mine Ranger Silverback.

I thought Airsoft were little pellets - my mistake - never seen them before!

I think you can even own them in England.

Yeah, I'll get one, just incase the French try anything... they're only across the channel from me!

Thing is they might get banned:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4686161.stm