For all aspiring Ninjas out there....

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » September 5th, 2005, 8:18 am

All this joking about Ninjas...Ya'll wouldn't be laughing so hard if you know how serious of a problems we have. When Ninjas flip out it surely is not a laughing matter. See link below

History of the Ninja

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » September 5th, 2005, 8:27 am

By utilizing the information in that program, LT X says I can grow at least 4.5 inches taller!

Black 6 · Post by **Black 6** » September 5th, 2005, 4:14 pm

my GRITS. WTF?
i bet the guys in the black helo's that come in the middle of the night to snach people use these techniques. the aliens must be pissed because of the competition.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » September 5th, 2005, 5:16 pm

Black 6 wrote:the aliens must be pissed because of the competition.

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » September 5th, 2005, 5:32 pm

Here's a thought. Do you think it's possible for a ninja to have a liger for a pet? If so, then this website might be of some use......

http://www.antiliger.com/

You never know.........

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » September 5th, 2005, 6:10 pm

That is the coolest animal ever...GOSH

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » September 5th, 2005, 7:26 pm

Did you know that Darth Vader and Mr. Miyagi have all killed ligers? Is that fucking crazy or what?

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » September 7th, 2005, 8:09 am

It was bound to happen

Ninja Sighting link

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » September 7th, 2005, 1:00 pm

Yeah, but has he killed a Liger?

Rock Island Ranger · September 7th, 2005, 2:11 pm

Ok, enough! I became a Ninja in less than 2 weeks while eating everything I wanted and I can tear the head off a living creature with the mere twist of my wrist. I started witha hummingbird but according to the Navy Seal dude, I should work my way up to a cow some point in the next 15 years. So, make fun you mother fuckers....Ill be slayen sheep on the alter of GRITS...OK, maybe not sheep...maybe Cocker Spaniels but you'll not laugh then by golly!

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » September 7th, 2005, 2:41 pm

Abell9 wrote:Ok, enough! I became a Ninja in less than 2 weeks while eating everything I wanted and I can tear the head off a living creature with the mere twist of my wrist. I started witha hummingbird but according to the Navy Seal dude, I should work my way up to a cow some point in the next 15 years. So, make fun you mother fuckers....Ill be slayen sheep on the alter of GRITS...OK, maybe not sheep...maybe Cocker Spaniels but you'll not laugh then by golly!

Sheep??? What about a Liger

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » September 7th, 2005, 3:11 pm

a REAL ninja would've killed a Liger by now. I'm not impressed.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » September 7th, 2005, 3:18 pm

Better be carefull Ranger The Holmchicken a REAL ninja would exploit that bum shoulder of yours. Then again maybe you should poke the ninja since it sounds like you had some class A painkillers. :D

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » September 7th, 2005, 3:39 pm

A lot of joking, but have any of you ever really seen a Liger? Those fucking things are huge. There is a zoo here that has one the cage is right next to the tiger cage. That thing is so fucking big next to the tiger it is un fucking real. Seriously I have never seen a bigger cat. You have to see a full grown one to see what I mean.

http://www.sierrasafarizoo.com/animals/liger.htm