Introduction

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » June 7th, 2005, 8:35 am

wellfed wrote:Oh I forgot France!

That ones gonna leave a mark.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » June 7th, 2005, 9:36 am

wellfed wrote:Oh I forgot France!

It's all good Ranger wellfed, it is very easy to forget France.

Welcome to the site.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » June 7th, 2005, 10:29 am

wellfed wrote:Oh I forgot France!

"THAT " was "FUCKED" up!!

The Fucking French??

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » June 7th, 2005, 10:43 am

Let me make paracowboy and KH feel at home
KH, here's your truffels...
and paracowboy, here's an eclair...
abnrgr289, here's your cheese cause it's obvious you already got the Whine!

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » June 7th, 2005, 10:46 am

Opps, I forgot to give you crackers

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » June 7th, 2005, 10:51 am

wellfed wrote:Opps, I forgot to give you crackers

I guess you know were I got your Cheese and Crackers Hangin' dont you, "Smart Ass!!"

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » June 7th, 2005, 10:56 am

Nothing but love...How did the french national anthem go again abnrgr289?

mipuke · Post by **mipuke** » June 7th, 2005, 11:09 am

Welcome to the site!

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » June 7th, 2005, 12:26 pm

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --- Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ---- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --- Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." --- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." ---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people ---Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the German out of France!" ---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ---David Letterman

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France!!

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » June 7th, 2005, 12:32 pm

Paracowboy, I must apologize. It was not my intention to unleash skyshark upon your thread by the mentioning of the nasty "F" word. Again, I do apologize and welcome to ArmyRanger.com you Canuck!

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » June 7th, 2005, 12:39 pm

Okay okay, I'll stand down........................... :D

Everett Ruess · Post by **Everett Ruess** » June 7th, 2005, 2:22 pm

Welcome, eh.

Towedjmpr · Post by **Towedjmpr** » June 7th, 2005, 3:05 pm

Welcome over this way chucklehead.

paracowboy · Post by **paracowboy** » June 7th, 2005, 4:26 pm

wow, thanks to everyone who's welcomed me to the site. There are far too many to list individually, but a few do require a response:

Ranger Abell9,

Welcome dude...speak up, your allowed

Thanks, but I think Iâ€™ll still lay low for a while. Kinda get the feel of the place. Although it feels pretty familiar, already. Plenty of abuse. :D

Ranger wellfed,

Welcome..Are you Franco or Anglo?

for the record, Iâ€™m an Albertan. I speak English, but I can swear, order beer, and ask â€œhow much for your sisterâ€