All you DEP's

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » November 13th, 2003, 1:37 pm

Be careful you don't get busted for vandalizing government property there IRS. I think he's a rather delicate flower myself.

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » November 13th, 2003, 4:05 pm

Weight-lifting geeks-

It's cool that you guys lift weights as a hobby; but I certainly hope that you don't honestly believe it will help you in RIP. I GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE you will lose nearly all of your muscle mass, tone, and strength, in the first few weeks of basic. Guaranteed. Why? 1)Nutritional requirements. You are used to eating a certain way, and that way is not the Army's way. The Army 'feeds' you three times a day, as quickly as possible=read that FAST. You will NOT get to use your supplements. 2)PT. You DO NOT get to lift weights in OSUT. You WILL do the standard, military exercises. You will be able to do 'extra' on your own time or if you are a fuck-up. I actually got OUT of shape in basic. Free time in Airborne school saved my ass(that and shear tenacity) during RIP. I signed into BN weighing around 137 lbs.

So in conclusion, I would encourage you to SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR STUPIDASS, OVERLY TECHNICAL, POINTLESS MEANDERINGS OF 'OH MY GOD, CHECK OUT MY PECKS/LEGS/ASS CHEEKS' AND GET YOUR HEADS' IN THE RIGHT PLACE. I will remind you, and only once, that this is NOT www.weightliftinggrabass.com. Furthermore, the DEP Commo Zone is for you turds to get focused on your training; both what you can do now to prepare and what lay ahead. If you want to talk about 'lifting', then GET A FUCKING ROOM. I don't want to read this stupid shit anymore, CLEAR?

If any of you other DEPshits want to read anymore of this self-absorbed, macho-masturbation, then feel free to PM 'Hans and Frans'. I'm sure they'd be happy to 'pump you up'.

RafterMan · Post by **RafterMan** » November 13th, 2003, 4:25 pm

VEE AHH GOWING TO PAWMP (clap) YOU AWWWP!

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » November 13th, 2003, 4:59 pm

Saltbitch wrote:Weight-lifting geeks-
I don't want to read this stupid shit anymore, CLEAR?

Weidert wrote: Ranger Saltbitch, I know I'm going to lose everything that i gained but I still love to lift. I'll get to just doing pushups when I'm about 4 months from leaving. I know it isn't the smartest choice but it's a choice I'm making, at least I'm not lying about the choice I'm making and saying I can do XXX ammount of pushups. I'll be in really good shape when I get to basic, and I know that isn't everything. I know the Army doesn't let you use supplements or anything like that, I plan on going off those about the same time I sart doing just pushups and that. I didn't completely cut out pushups and other excersizes from training, right now they just aren't my main excersizes. I will stop posting about it thoguh.

Somebody wasn't listening....
RLTW
EP
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Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » November 14th, 2003, 2:30 am

Weird Art- take your fuckin' earplugs out. I didn't ask you for an excuse, explanation, nor did I offer you a chance to publicly redeem yourself in my eyes. The only correct response is 'Roger that, Ranger Saltbitch'.

You Depshits all need to get used to that; for it is a painful fact that MANY times in the military you may actually have an answer or valid excuse. But what the individual is telling you is not up for discussion, even if he is blatantly wrong. You do not rank(no pun intended) to further the conversation by having the last word, EVER. You will make your life a veritable Hell on earth, not to mention you could receive UCMJ action. So do yourselves a favor, and LEARN IT NOW.

Now go lift something, and I hope you blow out an O-ring doing it.

Mailman · Post by **Mailman** » November 14th, 2003, 10:37 am

Hey Weidert are you stupid? I seem to recall that the ONLY CORRECT RESPONSE was, Roger that, Ranger Saltbitch. It's called attention to detail, something YOU need to learn!!!!!

Tool175 · Post by **Tool175** » November 14th, 2003, 5:13 pm

All you DEP'S here is your latest FRAGO, go out get drunk and fuck a fat chick, your gonna do it at least once in Bn and if you go to 3rd Bn like Rgr's Mailman and Saltbitch, get used to the fat girls.

I want to hear some stories first thing Monday.
The Tool, RLTW!!!

hit_it · Post by **hit_it** » November 14th, 2003, 6:06 pm

none of them is gonna get laid. they don't have the gonads to fuck a fat bitch.....yet

Mailman · Post by **Mailman** » November 15th, 2003, 12:47 pm

Ranger Tool175, You knew it was special when you found a fat bitch with all her teeth!!!!

knightcat · Post by **knightcat** » December 9th, 2003, 1:58 pm

It happens....oh well.....it is fun if your drunk enough. A fifth of Jack should do the trick.

BTW, I should introduce myself

knightcat
11x
option 40
Feb. 4, 2004

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » December 10th, 2003, 12:01 am

KnightCat - where in Sacramento do you live? Where are you a student?

knightcat · Post by **knightcat** » December 10th, 2003, 8:38 pm

Spartan wrote:KnightCat - where in Sacramento do you live? Where are you a student?

Ranger Spartan,

I live in the "burbs" of Roseville and attend Sacramento State. I also attended the University of Arizona for the past two years.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » December 11th, 2003, 1:33 am

Exactly what I was thinking - right down J Street and KABLAMO!

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All you DEP's

fat bitches....

Good old Sactown