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If my roommate plays Beth by Kiss one more time today... I'm hiding their laptop.... outside in the melting snow :evil:
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Jenny Lynn wrote:If my roommate plays Beth by Kiss one more time today... I'm hiding their laptop.... outside in the melting snow :evil:
:shock: :shock: Whoa... that is hard core!!!!! Note to self: Never piss off Jenny!!! :lol:
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DrD wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:If my roommate plays Beth by Kiss one more time today... I'm hiding their laptop.... outside in the melting snow :evil:
:shock: :shock: Whoa... that is hard core!!!!! Note to self: Never piss off Jenny!!! :lol:
Oh I ended up being a good girl.... I plugged a set of headphones in to their laptop; we all had fun watching the roommate troubleshoot why there was no sound coming from their laptop :wink:
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"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Jenny Lynn wrote:
DrD wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:If my roommate plays Beth by Kiss one more time today... I'm hiding their laptop.... outside in the melting snow :evil:
:shock: :shock: Whoa... that is hard core!!!!! Note to self: Never piss off Jenny!!! :lol:
Oh I ended up being a good girl.... I plugged a set of headphones in to their laptop; we all had fun watching the roommate troubleshoot why there was no sound coming from their laptop :wink:
Ooohhh... I would have *loved* to have been there!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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fuck
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Corn. I can't remember the last time I ate corn.



































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Lunch wrote:Corn is funny
Corn should be thoroughly chewed before swallowing.
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I have noticed that some of you gents are on your last legs. Or should be. Corn? Toliet paper holders? WTFF? And you cumquats call ME old.
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¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

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I hav notised thet CSM's kant spel fer shitt.
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I5 traffic sucks!
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