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To unlock me, requires a key. Nay key t'was made by smithee's hand,
But key that just I can understand. What am I?
Warriorwife
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Post by Warriorwife »

The psychy
SmileyTFJ

Post by SmileyTFJ »

Are you trying to say I'm a mental patient? :P :lol:

Well, I suppose that would work. But not what I was looking for!

An Accordian!
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Post by Warriorwife »

Has only two backbones,but has a thousand ribs.

What am I?
Gordo173
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Post by Gordo173 »

Warriorwife wrote:Has only two backbones,but has a thousand ribs.

What am I?
One hell of a BBQ!
Wpns/C/2-75(INF)(RGR)(ABN)
1/1/C/2-75(INF)(RGR)(ABN)
C,HHC,D/3-6(INF)(Mech)
HHC/2-504 PIR
A/1-504 PIR
HHC/1-82(ABN)
Oopps almost forgot Class 4-84

"Always with the negative waves Moriarity!"
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Post by Warriorwife »

gordo173 wrote:
Warriorwife wrote:Has only two backbones,but has a thousand ribs.

What am I?
One hell of a BBQ!
LOL! :lol: :lol:
Railroad tracks! :wink:
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Good One, WW.

Here's one--Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Warriorwife »

289sotherhalf wrote:Good One, WW.

Here's one--Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.
A matchstick?
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Yep, that's it. :D
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Warriorwife »

Through wind and rain I always play,
I roam the earth, yet here I stay;
I crumble stones, and fire cannot burn me;
Yet I am soft- you can gauge me with your hand.
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Hmm, would it be the ocean?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Warriorwife »

Yep!
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Post by Warriorwife »

A little pool with two layers of wall around it.
One white and soft and the other dark and hard,
amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass.
SmileyTFJ

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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!
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Post by Warriorwife »

SmileyTFJ wrote:I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!
Wow! That was quick! Your turn. :wink: :lol: :lol:
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