Picture time

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » June 14th, 2004, 11:12 am

You know Monica....thats an interesting take on your man there. As always, there are 2 sides to every story....like:
1: You didnt know all this before you married him?
2: You tried to change him and it didnt work?
3: You turned into a bitch AFTER you pinned him down? Dont be afraid to admit this, 87% of the wenches do this.
4: After marriage, you let yourself go and ate twinkies and Dr. Pepper 7-8 times a day and started looking like Jaba the Huts twin sister?
5: Sex became a issue? Like, didnt happen?

So, what was the real story? Come on now...dont be tearing at the man without showing some details. You may have noticed....this is a "male dominated page, yea?

Moni D · Post by **Moni D** » June 14th, 2004, 11:36 am

Abell9 wrote:You know Monica....thats an interesting take on your man there. As always, there are 2 sides to every story....like:
1: You didnt know all this before you married him?
2: You tried to change him and it didnt work?
3: You turned into a bitch AFTER you pinned him down? Dont be afraid to admit this, 87% of the wenches do this.
4: After marriage, you let yourself go and ate twinkies and Dr. Pepper 7-8 times a day and started looking like Jaba the Huts twin sister?
5: Sex became a issue? Like, didnt happen?

So, what was the real story? Come on now...dont be tearing at the man without showing some details. You may have noticed....this is a "male dominated page, yea?

Ranger Abell, in order:
1. no because we didn't have a video game system before we married
2. negative. we USED to share housework- he did dishes and took care of the living room, I took care of the bedroom/bathroom type deal.
3. I won't deny being a bitch. I am one around 33% of the time.
4. Nope that was before the marriage
5. Roger that. I had no interest in sleeping with him. at the point I stopped he was already acting like a teenager

Now, I am NOT going to place all blame on him. Doesn't work that way. But, when I ask him to do ONE simple chore (put away HIS clean clothes, take care of the rat cage-ie changing bedding/feeding/watering-do the dishes, etc ONLY ONE a day mind you) and I come home from school/work whichever the case may be and it isnt DONE, and he has had TEN hours to DO IT, it gets a little aggravating.

at the END of the marriage we were nothing more than roommates. what clinched it was him coming home drunk 3x in 2 weeks (he is a goddamned MEAN drunk) and blowing 600 of MY money that we were GOING to use to get out of my dads house.

Anything else? And I do NOT ask that sarcastically. There is ALMOST nothing I will not share.

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » June 14th, 2004, 11:52 am

No, that about covers it...

Moni D · Post by **Moni D** » June 14th, 2004, 11:54 am

Abell9 wrote: No, that about covers it...

Okies Ranger Abell

Are my answers satisfactorily exculpatory (am I cleared of just being a rotten bitch

)

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » June 14th, 2004, 11:59 am

monica12801 wrote:
Abell9 wrote: No, that about covers it...

Okies Ranger Abell Are my answers satisfactorily exculpatory (am I cleared of just being a rotten bitch )

NO, the fact that you still remain a gender deficient makes you subject to be a rotten bitch at any and all times which is well understood and to some degree, even tolerated by Rangers....but it kinda like a Nuclear Warhead painted in nice bright colors with pretty pictures and flowers and stuff...it may look OK on the outside but we all know that once it goes off....shit will never be the same.

Moni D · Post by **Moni D** » June 14th, 2004, 12:03 pm

Abell9 wrote:
monica12801 wrote:
Abell9 wrote: No, that about covers it...

Okies Ranger Abell Are my answers satisfactorily exculpatory (am I cleared of just being a rotten bitch )
NO, the fact that you still remain a gender deficient makes you subject to be a rotten bitch at any and all times which is well understood and to some degree, even tolerated by Rangers....but it kinda like a Nuclear Warhead painted in nice bright colors with pretty pictures and flowers and stuff...it may look OK on the outside but we all know that once it goes off....shit will never be the same.

lol :D
I'm gonna have to remember that analogy :D I REALLY like that one Ranger Abell...

Ok, so I am a rotten bitch... does the fact that men beg me for blow jobs help my case (I am dammed good at what I do

)

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » June 14th, 2004, 12:06 pm

Ok, so I am a rotten bitch... does the fact that men beg me for blow jobs help my case (I am dammed good at what I do )

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Yea, that helps but I should remind you, I once knocked the teeth out of a Holler Monkey in Central America and put honey on my dick so it would blow me....so the fact that men beg for blow jobs is pretty universal. The longer I have been married I have found the longer I have to beg for anyfuckingthing.
However, this little tidbit of info should look good on your resume.

Moni D · Post by **Moni D** » June 14th, 2004, 12:10 pm

well thats good to know :D

When I die I can be eulogised by someone saying "We're sure gonna miss her- she gave a hell of a blow job..."

Think my ma would keel over if she heard that!!!

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » June 16th, 2004, 7:13 pm

monica12801 wrote:well thats good to know :D

When I die I can be eulogised by someone saying "We're sure gonna miss her- she gave a hell of a blow job..."

Think my ma would keel over if she heard that!!!

Maybe so, but a whole lot of others would be standing at attention....

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » June 16th, 2004, 8:49 pm

Who Do? · Post by **Who Do?** » June 17th, 2004, 12:00 am

sorry if I look like shit, had just got out of hospital and additional shit...weighed 114lbs.

DocDaigle · Post by **DocDaigle** » July 20th, 2004, 10:30 am

straightshooter wrote:Okay, I'm headin' home to go do some set ups! Evidently some people think I need them. The next thing you know you'll be talkin' about me on the fat chicks thread! That's all I need! I'm 33 damn years old, I'm not a pup anymore! What do ya' expect!!!!

I think your perfect as is.

Moni D · Post by **Moni D** » July 20th, 2004, 11:48 am

BeadleBug wrote:
monica12801 wrote:well thats good to know :D

When I die I can be eulogised by someone saying "We're sure gonna miss her- she gave a hell of a blow job..."

Think my ma would keel over if she heard that!!!
Maybe so, but a whole lot of others would be standing at attention....

Wow I TOTALLY missed this post or would have replied....lol

CavTroop · Post by **CavTroop** » July 20th, 2004, 1:40 pm

Abell9 wrote:kinda like a Nuclear Warhead painted in nice bright colors with pretty pictures and flowers and stuff...it may look OK on the outside but we all know that once it goes off....shit will never be the same.

Yeah, that pretty much describes any woman I ever met!

CT

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » July 21st, 2004, 3:32 pm

Moni darling, you got away with a cheap $600. Remember that IS the bright side.

Down the road, it could have been $60,000. I'd almost mar..........you myself, but I aint cleaning shit or putting anything away! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! forget I even thought it. I must be sick. And jes before my trip!. Lord help me to travel safely.