List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » September 24th, 2006, 6:37 pm

The Holmchicken wrote:Let this be a lesson to you DEPshit's. he enlisted with no prior knowledge and is probably too goddamn stupid to quit. So any DEP's that quit, go fucking kill yourselves.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » October 3rd, 2006, 9:11 am

cams wrote:You want to 'fight' like a Warrior, yet you want to do it in the 'relative safety' of your home, while on the other hand, we have had to live like fucking animals in mud and rain and sweat and blood. We have seen our friends die and we have tasted fear with every meal. We have earned that title, and we alone, shall bear it properly. This, you will never understand and this is how you disrespect our fallen Brothers.

This gets my vote for quote of the year, brother!

RTO · Post by **RTO** » October 3rd, 2006, 9:12 am

cams wrote:We are not just cavemen that think we are better than you, we are men protecting hundreds of years of Ranger history and Ranger blood, so that their memory will never be tarnished.

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » October 3rd, 2006, 9:14 am

RTO wrote:If I were a female clown I would rock Cams world

RTO · Post by **RTO** » October 3rd, 2006, 9:17 am

Silverback wrote:
RTO wrote:If I were a female clown I would rock Cams world

You bastard!

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » October 11th, 2006, 9:07 pm

Bravo 57

You just don't fucking get it do you?

Shut your Cockholster and go chase parked cars.

cams · Post by **cams** » October 15th, 2006, 9:06 am

Silverback wrote:
RTO wrote:If I were a female clown I would rock Cams world

That's some fucked up shit right there First Sarnt. I'm afraid of clowns.

cams · Post by **cams** » October 15th, 2006, 9:10 am

cams wrote:
Silverback wrote:
RTO wrote:If I were a female clown I would rock Cams world

That's some fucked up shit right there First Sarnt. I'm afraid of clowns.

Oh, and thanks RTO for the vote of support.

Don't worry about the First Sarnt, he's just having one'o them brokeback 3rd batt flashbacks....I hear their hazing rituals are just a little bit different than ours were....

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » October 23rd, 2006, 10:50 am

paladin1952 wrote: There is no dry spot for a Ranger, except the other side of the bed!

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » October 24th, 2006, 2:43 pm

Invictus wrote:
They're not pink fucker......

They're mauve.....

HOLY SHIT...There's a queer eye for the 2nd Batt guy if I ever saw one...

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » October 24th, 2006, 2:54 pm

This was outstanding. Just proves that the more things change...the more they stay the same.

SunDevilWrestler wrote:
I'm not sure how they choose NCOICs and such. They probably just stick somebody with that.
Didn't you just get to battalion?

Holy fuck, your an idiot. What the fuck can you possibly know?

What fucken company are you in? Your Senior Private needs to kick your fucken ass.

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » October 24th, 2006, 5:22 pm

Old Grunt wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote: I dont even have a walkman
X2
What's an iPod? :?
Now when they come out with a pOrnPod, I'm in!

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » October 26th, 2006, 6:30 am

Just stumbled upon this gem.

Great Ape wrote:The only video a lieutenant should sell is "Eating paste for Dummies"

Nice one 1SG :D

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » November 2nd, 2006, 8:13 am

BS502 wrote:It's never too early for a bloody mary.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » November 6th, 2006, 8:26 am

Slowpoke wrote:
Rak_187 wrote:So what you compaired sig. lines. Wasn't me either way.
What you should have said was, "Fuck you RANGER Luna!"

Same result!