Movie Quotes

[RangerX]

He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

I'm just scared I'll come home one day and find you screwing the toaster.

You see me now, a veteran
Of a thousand psychic wars
I've been living on the edge so long
Where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at
And far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I'm not sure that there's anything left of me

[GSXRanger]

Here's one for ya guys... have a crack at this...


Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

[RangerX]

Here's one for ya guys... have a crack at this...


Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

You're in no position to disagree with me boy I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.

[GSXRanger]

You're in no position to disagree with me boy I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.

You got it!

"First, I'm gonna lay on the bed and blow my brains out."

"Did you say you were gonna kill yourself?"

"No, I said I was gonna blow my brains out."

[SouthernBlonde]

[quote="rgrpuck"]“No – oh -I don’t believe – oh – ah – oh – oh – oh, sweet mystery of life at last I found you.â€

[SkyShark]

"What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"

[GSXRanger]

"What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"

Good ole Tom Arnold in "True Lies"...

[Bugsy]

3 quotes from a favorite movie of my youth.....

The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

[Gordo173]

" I've never told anyone this before, but I'm afraid of flying. So it would be very embarrassing to die now."
"You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark, which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds."
"Boy, that's bad."

[Gordo173]

And another one for ya


"Hello boys, I'm Baaaack!"