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RTO wrote:
Abell9 wrote: Thout poor mindless Philistine....negative.......Ive seen the Steer, Queer, Hog,.....your chasin...(by the way, callin her that was lower than mole shit, yought to be ashamed) and jealosy ....uh, no.....times are not that bad even for a married man who hasnt had TRIM in 3 months.
OBTW, my steer/queer comment was directed at you. Did you not understand that? 3 months married without TRIM?!?! Not you? Livestock?!?! What the fucking fuck is wrong with you man? Lets see, Im old, Im ugly....that about covers it. At least I've got a good excuse. So do I, see above.

And what YOU just said about my girl here makes me ill.
Ashamed? Yes, you should be. And I shall expect an apology/retraction from you today, or do not post any comments in my general direction ever again.


RTO, lighten the fuck up! You know and everyone else knows (including her) that I mean nothing by it. But, since you did take it personally even though you shouldnt have....I do apologize for all to see.

Lighten up, RTO....your taken things WAY too serious.
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Abell9 wrote:
RTO wrote:
Abell9 wrote: Thout poor mindless Philistine....negative.......Ive seen the Steer, Queer, Hog,.....your chasin...(by the way, callin her that was lower than mole shit, yought to be ashamed) and jealosy ....uh, no.....times are not that bad even for a married man who hasnt had TRIM in 3 months.
OBTW, my steer/queer comment was directed at you. Did you not understand that? 3 months married without TRIM?!?! Not you? Livestock?!?! What the fucking fuck is wrong with you man? Lets see, Im old, Im ugly....that about covers it. At least I've got a good excuse. So do I, see above.

And what YOU just said about my girl here makes me ill.
Ashamed? Yes, you should be. And I shall expect an apology/retraction from you today, or do not post any comments in my general direction ever again.


RTO, lighten the fuck up! You know and everyone else knows (including her) that I mean nothing by it. But, since you did take it personally even though you shouldnt have....I do apologize for all to see.

Lighten up, RTO....your taken things WAY too serious.
:lol: :lol: Got ya! :lol: :lol:

I was thinking to myself the other day I was too nice and needed to put the whole Fabio/lovey-dovey image behind me. To man up and be more mean.
How'ed I do, Pastor? Don't mind me, we're all good! I just needed some target practice. I think I got it now! :evil: hahahaha
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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RTO wrote:
Abell9 wrote: Thout poor mindless Philistine....negative.......Ive seen the Steer, Queer, Hog,.....your chasin...(by the way, callin her that was lower than mole shit, yought to be ashamed) and jealosy ....uh, no.....times are not that bad even for a married man who hasnt had TRIM in 3 months.
OBTW, my steer/queer comment was directed at you. Did you not understand that? 3 months married without TRIM?!?! Not you? Livestock?!?! What the fucking fuck is wrong with you man? At least I've got a good excuse.

And what YOU just said about my girl here makes me ill.
Ashamed? Yes, you should be. And I shall expect an apology/retraction from you today, or do not post any comments in my general direction ever again.
Geezus H. Christ......all I do is leave for a few minutes to get a ham sammich and things start going postal.


How much for admission??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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centermass wrote:
Geezus H. Christ......all I do is leave for a few minutes to get a ham sammich and things start going postal.


How much for admission??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
No charge, but we DO need someone to sell popcorn.

First round goes to RTO!
Pastor calls Uncle/cries foul


RTO: 1
Pastor: O

:D
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RTO wrote:
centermass wrote:
Geezus H. Christ......all I do is leave for a few minutes to get a ham sammich and things start going postal.


How much for admission??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
No charge, but we DO need someone to sell popcorn.

First round goes to RTO!
Pastor calls Uncle/cries foul


RTO: 1
Pastor: O

:D
OOOOhhhhhh you soooooooo opened yourself up for the next one.

God be with you my son. Gotta go. :shock:
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"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

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Post by SAWgunner4fun »

What the fuck? Where did the goddamn riddles go? Fuckin 2nd Bat post whore fuckin' shit up... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RTO »

2nd Bat Post Whore ? :roll:















:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Daisey »

Ok...here's one for you:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I have two arms and a back,
Supported by four legs.
But there is something I do lack,
Actually, I have no eyes to see.

I also cannot move around,
Or at least, not on my own.
Unfortunately I can make no sound,
Except perhaps a squeak.

If you chop off my head,
You are left with a hair.
If you chop off my tail,
Only tea is left there.

One more clue I will add,
Is that you often use me.
Yet you barely ever notice,
In fact I'd much rather be a tree.

What am I?
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

TEXASDAISY_27 wrote:Ok...here's one for you:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I have two arms and a back,
Supported by four legs.
But there is something I do lack,
Actually, I have no eyes to see.

I also cannot move around,
Or at least, not on my own.
Unfortunately I can make no sound,
Except perhaps a squeak.

If you chop off my head,
You are left with a hair.
If you chop off my tail,
Only tea is left there.

One more clue I will add,
Is that you often use me.
Yet you barely ever notice,
In fact I'd much rather be a tree.

What am I?
A chair!
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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Post by Daisey »

AbnRgr289 wrote:
TEXASDAISY_27 wrote:Ok...here's one for you:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I have two arms and a back,
Supported by four legs.
But there is something I do lack,
Actually, I have no eyes to see.

I also cannot move around,
Or at least, not on my own.
Unfortunately I can make no sound,
Except perhaps a squeak.

If you chop off my head,
You are left with a hair.
If you chop off my tail,
Only tea is left there.

One more clue I will add,
Is that you often use me.
Yet you barely ever notice,
In fact I'd much rather be a tree.

What am I?
A chair!
Geez...I guess I better look harder!
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Post by RTO »

A chair! :D
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

A chair has a head with hair? A tail with tea. What kind of fucking chairs you dudes sit in????
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¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

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Post by Daisey »

Abell9 wrote:A chair has a head with hair? A tail with tea. What kind of fucking chairs you dudes sit in????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOL...if you chop off my head (the letter "c")...you're left with "hair".
If you chop off my tail (the letter "r")...your left with chai...which is tea!!!
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