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RTO wrote:
Abell9 wrote:Here is an obvious case of mental diversion physcosis accentuated by the ominous PSBNGS. (Post Second Battalion No Girl Syndrone) A case study has revealed that 2nd Battalion fags trying to actually shake their bondage of lil boys and playground trolling tend to call themselves studs, write stupid poems to women they dont know and declare themselves normal me,. Sadly, they seldom are successful and are found in many cities trolling playgrounds in their trenchcoats with nothing under them except their pale white and pasty bodies. :lol:

Interesting :roll:

What I've found after pulling up a search of your and my posts Pastor, is I spend most of my posts on this forum talking to and about smokin' hot sexy beautiful chicks (one in particular) and you spend most of your posts talking about fags and pole smokers.



Things that make you go Hhhhhhmmmnn.... :D
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AbnRgr289 wrote:
RTO wrote:
Abell9 wrote:Here is an obvious case of mental diversion physcosis accentuated by the ominous PSBNGS. (Post Second Battalion No Girl Syndrone) A case study has revealed that 2nd Battalion fags trying to actually shake their bondage of lil boys and playground trolling tend to call themselves studs, write stupid poems to women they dont know and declare themselves normal me,. Sadly, they seldom are successful and are found in many cities trolling playgrounds in their trenchcoats with nothing under them except their pale white and pasty bodies. :lol:

Interesting :roll:

What I've found after pulling up a search of your and my posts Pastor, is I spend most of my posts on this forum talking to and about smokin' hot sexy beautiful chicks (one in particular) and you spend most of your posts talking about fags and pole smokers.



Things that make you go Hhhhhhmmmnn.... :D
289--->Image RTO--->Image
Kinda what I was thinking too! :D
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RTO wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
RTO wrote:
Interesting :roll:

What I've found after pulling up a search of your and my posts Pastor, is I spend most of my posts on this forum talking to and about smokin' hot sexy beautiful chicks (one in particular) and you spend most of your posts talking about fags and pole smokers.



Things that make you go Hhhhhhmmmnn.... :D
289--->Image RTO--->Image
Kinda what I was thinking too! :D
I'm not the one poking the Tiger! :roll:
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AbnRgr289 wrote: I'm not the one poking the Tiger! :roll:
Is that what you call 'it?'

Bwahahahahaaaaa!
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RTO wrote:
Abell9 wrote:Here is an obvious case of mental diversion physcosis accentuated by the ominous PSBNGS. (Post Second Battalion No Girl Syndrone) A case study has revealed that 2nd Battalion fags trying to actually shake their bondage of lil boys and playground trolling tend to call themselves studs, write stupid poems to women they dont know and declare themselves normal me,. Sadly, they seldom are successful and are found in many cities trolling playgrounds in their trenchcoats with nothing under them except their pale white and pasty bodies. :lol:

Interesting :roll:

What I've found after pulling up a search of your and my posts Pastor, is I spend most of my posts on this forum talking to and about smokin' hot sexy beautiful chicks (one in particular) and you spend most of your posts talking about fags and pole smokers.



Things that make you go Hhhhhhmmmnn.... :D
Ahhhhh, RTO my son.....thou statest fiction for thine pleasure as thout art not smart enough to readeth all of my posts. Thou dreameth great dreams and chaseth smoke for thout have not tasteth of a womans pleasure. Thou sitteth at thine computer and stroketh thine meat, writeth psalms of no meaning....go chaseth lil boys....for thout art seriously overmatched. :lol: (God, I kill me sometimes......) :lol: :wink:
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RTO wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: I'm not the one poking the Tiger! :roll:
Is that what you call 'it?'

Bwahahahahaaaaa!
He's stalking you right now, waiting for you to get in just the right position to turn loose! :shock:

This is going to be good. Just like him and "Chucky!" Image

See there, he jumped while I was typing this post! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RTO »

Abell9 wrote:
RTO wrote:
Abell9 wrote:Here is an obvious case of mental diversion physcosis accentuated by the ominous PSBNGS. (Post Second Battalion No Girl Syndrone) A case study has revealed that 2nd Battalion fags trying to actually shake their bondage of lil boys and playground trolling tend to call themselves studs, write stupid poems to women they dont know and declare themselves normal me,. Sadly, they seldom are successful and are found in many cities trolling playgrounds in their trenchcoats with nothing under them except their pale white and pasty bodies. :lol:

Interesting :roll:

What I've found after pulling up a search of your and my posts Pastor, is I spend most of my posts on this forum talking to and about smokin' hot sexy beautiful chicks (one in particular) and you spend most of your posts talking about fags and pole smokers.



Things that make you go Hhhhhhmmmnn.... :D
Ahhhhh, RTO my son.....thou statest fiction for thine pleasure as thout art not smart enough to readeth all of my posts. Thou dreameth great dreams and chaseth smoke for thout have not tasteth of a womans pleasure. Thou sitteth at thine computer and stroketh thine meat, writeth psalms of no meaning....go chaseth lil boys....for thout art seriously overmatched. :lol: (God, I kill me sometimes......) :lol: :wink:
In other words, you are jealous? :D 8)
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RTO wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
RTO wrote:
Interesting :roll:

What I've found after pulling up a search of your and my posts Pastor, is I spend most of my posts on this forum talking to and about smokin' hot sexy beautiful chicks (one in particular) and you spend most of your posts talking about fags and pole smokers.



Things that make you go Hhhhhhmmmnn.... :D
Ahhhhh, RTO my son.....thou statest fiction for thine pleasure as thout art not smart enough to readeth all of my posts. Thou dreameth great dreams and chaseth smoke for thout have not tasteth of a womans pleasure. Thou sitteth at thine computer and stroketh thine meat, writeth psalms of no meaning....go chaseth lil boys....for thout art seriously overmatched. :lol: (God, I kill me sometimes......) :lol: :wink:
In other words, you are jealous? :D 8)
Thout poor mindless Philistine....negative.......Ive seen the Steer, Queer, Hog,.....your chasin...(by the way, callin her that was lower than mole shit, yought to be ashamed) and jealosy ....uh, no.....times are not that bad even for a married man who hasnt had TRIM in 3 months.
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centermass wrote:Image
Hey CM, I'll trade you some Marshmellows for some Popcorn. Image
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Abell9 wrote:
RTO wrote:
Abell9 wrote: Ahhhhh, RTO my son.....thou statest fiction for thine pleasure as thout art not smart enough to readeth all of my posts. Thou dreameth great dreams and chaseth smoke for thout have not tasteth of a womans pleasure. Thou sitteth at thine computer and stroketh thine meat, writeth psalms of no meaning....go chaseth lil boys....for thout art seriously overmatched. :lol: (God, I kill me sometimes......) :lol: :wink:
In other words, you are jealous? :D 8)
Thout poor mindless Philistine....negative.......Ive seen the Steer, Queer, Hog,.....your chasin...(by the way, callin her that was lower than mole shit, yought to be ashamed) and jealosy ....uh, no.....times are not that bad even for a married man who hasnt had TRIM in 3 months.
Married? 3 months without TRIM? Bwahahahahahaahaaaa!
I can see why!!!
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AbnRgr289 wrote:
centermass wrote:Image
Hey CM, I'll trade you some Marshmellows for some Popcorn. Image
I like my popcorn better.

Now if you want some of CM's secret sauce........... :D
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centermass wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
centermass wrote:Image
Hey CM, I'll trade you some Marshmellows for some Popcorn. Image
I like my popcorn better.

Now if you want some of CM's secret sauce........... :D
The only secret sauce I'd be interested in comes from an inny, not an outy!

Now that I've made that clear, what is it that your trying to say exactly?...........That you have an inny! :shock: :lol:
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HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
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[quote="RTO" Married? 3 months without TRIM? Bwahahahahahaahaaaa!
I can see why!!![/quote]


I didnt say it was me, I merely said, a married man who hadnt had TRIM in 3 months wouldnt find respite in that livestock. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Abell9 wrote: Thout poor mindless Philistine....negative.......Ive seen the Steer, Queer, Hog,.....your chasin...(by the way, callin her that was lower than mole shit, yought to be ashamed) and jealosy ....uh, no.....times are not that bad even for a married man who hasnt had TRIM in 3 months.
OBTW, my steer/queer comment was directed at you. Did you not understand that? 3 months married without TRIM?!?! Not you? Livestock?!?! What the fucking fuck is wrong with you man? At least I've got a good excuse.

And what YOU just said about my girl here makes me ill.
Ashamed? Yes, you should be. And I shall expect an apology/retraction from you today, or do not post any comments in my general direction ever again.
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