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Jenny Lynn
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RangerRon wrote:The President promised us CHANGE!
RangerRon,
Now that's funny!
:D
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Up at 11:45PM, drinking a glass of wine I must really be looking forward to going to work this week.................. ah not :!:
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I almost ran over an attorney that works in my building today in the parking lot this morning. It's amazing how fast my mind went from "oh jeez, I'm sorry" to "say something mother fucker and I'll kill you".....
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RANGER513 wrote:
DrD wrote:Got one of those "deep tissue" massages yesterday. They are supposed to help loosen muscles, help with knots, etc. Good, right?

I now have BRUISES all over my back. WTF? I look like someone pummeled me. :shock:
" This thread is useless without pics. "

Both FRONT and rear. :shock:

8)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No way!! Guaranteed it would get into my students' hands somehow. Then... can you even imagine? :roll:

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Then... can you even imagine?
I think,. Dr. D...that this is the root of the problem to begin with. Asking a Ranger if he can imagine is like asking a wolf if he eats meat.
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Then... can you even imagine?
I think,. Dr. D...that this is the root of the problem to begin with. Asking a Ranger if he can imagine is like asking a wolf if he eats meat.
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Jim wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Then... can you even imagine?
I think,. Dr. D...that this is the root of the problem to begin with. Asking a Ranger if he can imagine is like asking a wolf if he eats meat.
In the words of Jack Benny; "I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"
Oh Black Betty wham o Bam, Oh Black Betty....OHHH JACK BENNY, Not Black Betty.
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When you are cleaning out your desk and office for a move, you find a lot of usless shit.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ranger Rock Island Ranger... I suppose I know... it is nice to be around folks with the same rowdy and twisted sense of humor that I have. :wink:

Seriously... You guys are awesome. You all make me laugh every time I am on this site. :D

Thanks for that.
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DrD wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ranger Rock Island Ranger... I suppose I know... it is nice to be around folks with the same rowdy and twisted sense of humor that I have. :wink:

Seriously... You guys are awesome. You all make me laugh every time I am on this site. :D

Thanks for that.
Shana

Ranger Rock Island Ranger?????Holy too much to type BatChick....call me Andy. Im not like the rest of these egomaniacs with small dicks. Serious. Stand up and say, Im not taking it anymore. Ok,too skeered. How bout RIR. Ranger Rock Island Ranger...what the fucking fuck!
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:Ranger Rock Island Ranger?????Holy too much to type BatChick....call me Andy. Im not like the rest of these egomaniacs with small dicks. Serious. Stand up and say, Im not taking it anymore. Ok,too skeered. How bout RIR. Ranger Rock Island Ranger...what the fucking fuck!
"Andy". Ha, there, I said it! No touch backs!

Wow, don't I feel masculine right now, I think I'll thump my chest, grunt and scratch my balls.
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
Boudicca wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:Ranger Rock Island Ranger?????Holy too much to type BatChick....call me Andy. Im not like the rest of these egomaniacs with small dicks. Serious. Stand up and say, Im not taking it anymore. Ok,too skeered. How bout RIR. Ranger Rock Island Ranger...what the fucking fuck!
"Andy". Ha, there, I said it! No touch backs!

Wow, don't I feel masculine right now, I think I'll thump my chest, grunt and scratch my balls.
As has been previously stated, this thread is useless without pictures!

:lol: :lol:

X2!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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In this situation, video would be better. :D
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Ranger Rock Island Ranger?????Holy too much to type BatChick....call me Andy. Im not like the rest of these egomaniacs with small dicks. Serious. Stand up and say, Im not taking it anymore. Ok,too skeered. How bout RIR. Ranger Rock Island Ranger...what the fucking fuck!
:lol: Ok. Thanks, Andy. I appreciate that. Very sweet. I was trying to follow the board rules - which were specific. :D

You gonna call me Shana then? :D

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Boudicca wrote:In this situation, video would be better. :D
Vids of small dicks? Nooooooo...!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Surely... if this crew is going to go the vid route, they can do better than that!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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