Movie Quotes

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » August 24th, 2006, 1:27 pm

...hey its me ....ya get the nylons I sent ya .....yeah....never miss ....Hey look I need a favor ....Whataya cryin for I havent even asked ya yet !!!!!

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 24th, 2006, 1:34 pm

rgrpuck wrote:...hey its me ....ya get the nylons I sent ya .....yeah....never miss ....Hey look I need a favor ....Whataya cryin for I havent even asked ya yet !!!!!

Don Rickles in the Kellys Hero's.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 24th, 2006, 1:36 pm

cams wrote:"If I fight for yew, will I get to kell the english??!"

"He's not right.....in the head."

Ranger Cams, awesome quote. Braveheart.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » August 24th, 2006, 1:42 pm

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 24th, 2006, 1:46 pm

Which one of you guys wants to be a general?

Pinkley?

What kind of general, sir?

Just a plain, ordinary, every day, home-lovin' American general.

I'd rather be a civilian, sir.

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Shoot any officers you see in there.

Who ? Ours or theirs ?

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289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 24th, 2006, 1:46 pm

rgrpuck wrote:"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

Meet the Parents, Ranger rgrpuck.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » August 24th, 2006, 1:55 pm

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence..."

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 24th, 2006, 1:57 pm

You have every right to want to get even....
No. To get even, Even-Steven, I'd have to kill you...go upstairs to Nicky's room and kill her...then wait for the good Dr. Bell to come home and kill him. THAT'D be even. That'd be about square.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 24th, 2006, 1:59 pm

I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?

Sir, Custer was a pussy. You ain't.
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Beautiful morning, Sergeant Major!

What are you a fucking weatherman now?

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The White House anticipates a buildup and wants a victory over cavemen in black pajamas.

We wouldn't be there if they hadn't already beaten the French Army.

French Army? What's that?
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I got a problem, Snake Shit, and I think you're the solution.

I've been called a lot of things, Colonel, never a solution.

You know what Air Cavalry really means? You fly into hostile territory, outnumbered, 10,000 miles from home. Sometimes the battleground is no bigger than a football field, and if the choppers stop coming, we all get slaughtered. Now, I figure chopper pilots won't fly into Hell for strangers, so, I'm Hal Moore.
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Good morning, Sergeant Major.

How do you know what kind of goddamn day it is?

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » August 24th, 2006, 2:02 pm

"...And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV"

cams · Post by **cams** » August 24th, 2006, 2:07 pm

SkyShark wrote:I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?

Sir, Custer was a pussy. You ain't.
___________________________________________

Beautiful morning, Sergeant Major!

What are you a fucking weatherman now?

___________________________________________

The White House anticipates a buildup and wants a victory over cavemen in black pajamas.

We wouldn't be there if they hadn't already beaten the French Army.

French Army? What's that?
____________________________________________

I got a problem, Snake Shit, and I think you're the solution.

I've been called a lot of things, Colonel, never a solution.

You know what Air Cavalry really means? You fly into hostile territory, outnumbered, 10,000 miles from home. Sometimes the battleground is no bigger than a football field, and if the choppers stop coming, we all get slaughtered. Now, I figure chopper pilots won't fly into Hell for strangers, so, I'm Hal Moore.
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Good morning, Sergeant Major.

How do you know what kind of goddamn day it is?

We were Soldiers once........and young.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » August 24th, 2006, 2:07 pm

"Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight"

"Oh, my..."

cams · Post by **cams** » August 24th, 2006, 2:08 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:
cams wrote:"If I fight for yew, will I get to kell the english??!"

"He's not right.....in the head."
Ranger Cams, awesome quote. Braveheart.

You got it ma'am! That guy was funny as hell!