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Taking stuff apart ain't too hard... it's the putting it back together that is tricky. "What the hell are all these extra pieces here for?!!!" :twisted:
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AbnRgr289 wrote:
Centermass wrote:I'll make sure if I ever need brain surgery, you 2 will be the first on my list to call.
ImageAlright, I'm ready, get on that coffee table over there!! This will anly take a second! :twisted:

See? :lol:
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Splat wrote:Taking stuff apart ain't too hard... it's the putting it back together that is tricky. "What the hell are all these extra pieces here for?!!!" :twisted:
We dont need 'em, throw 'em out!! :wink:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

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[quote="RTO"]Here's a good one for you riddle lovers out there! :evil: :twisted:


Iu tage un riculo metin Samo. La riculo askin:

"Mi awdin ke yi esan tre saja ay nio esan disfacila por yi. Cu yi povan diri al mi, kial yi esan tia saja?"


Samo dirin: "Mastro, bonvolez ne koleri. If yi ne kreduz mia wordos, nun lasez mi aski yi un asko. If yi haven un grupo de xafo, ay mi senden al yi alia groupo. Do kiom da grupos de xafo yi haven?"


[color=darkred][size=18]Bwaaahahahahahahaha!!![/size] [/color]
:evil: :twisted:[/quote]

No takers?

Ok, the answer is one.
Anybody got the question?
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Here is a riddle,

I was 2/75 Ranger Regiment WEBCO '90 -'91
My day job is www.tallcoat.com

What am I?

Answer............................................

















































A post whore
It's all good.
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Post by RTO »

SkyShark wrote:Here is a riddle,

I was 2/75 Ranger Regiment WEBCO '90 -'91
My day job is www.tallcoat.com

What am I?

Answer............................................

















































A STUD!!!
Thanks SS! :D
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POST WHORE :lol: :lol:
It's all good.
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Post by RTO »

SkyShark wrote:STUD :lol: :lol:
Thanks, again! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

SkyShark wrote:Here is a riddle,

I was 2/75 Ranger Regiment WEBCO '90 -'91
My day job is www.tallcoat.com

What am I?

Answer............................................

Fuuuuuuckkkkk, thats easy. Your a pole smoker who makes trench coats for fags who hang around playgrounds.

















































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Post by AbnRgr289 »

RTO wrote:
SkyShark wrote:Here is a riddle,

I was 2/75 Ranger Regiment WEBCO '90 -'91
My day job is www.tallcoat.com

What am I?

Answer............................................

















































A DUD!!!
Thanks SS! :D
:shock: :shock: :shock:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

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Post by RTO »

AbnRgr289 wrote:
RTO wrote:
SkyShark wrote:Here is a riddle,

I was 2/75 Ranger Regiment WEBCO '90 -'91
My day job is www.tallcoat.com

What am I?

Answer............................................

A STUD!!!
Thanks SS! :D

I AGREE!
:D :D :D :D
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

Here is an obvious case of mental diversion physcosis accentuated by the ominous PSBNGS. (Post Second Battalion No Girl Syndrone) A case study has revealed that 2nd Battalion fags trying to actually shake their bondage of lil boys and playground trolling tend to call themselves studs, write stupid poems to women they dont know and declare themselves normal me,. Sadly, they seldom are successful and are found in many cities trolling playgrounds in their trenchcoats with nothing under them except their pale white and pasty bodies. :lol:
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¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

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Post by AbnRgr289 »

RTO wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
RTO wrote: Thanks SS! :D

I AGREE!
:D :D :D :D
AAH' Grasshoppa, you are learning well!!





























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"RTO"
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Abell9 wrote:Here is an obvious case of mental diversion physcosis accentuated by the ominous PSBNGS. (Post Second Battalion No Girl Syndrone) A case study has revealed that 2nd Battalion fags trying to actually shake their bondage of lil boys and playground trolling tend to call themselves studs, write stupid poems to women they dont know and declare themselves normal me,. Sadly, they seldom are successful and are found in many cities trolling playgrounds in their trenchcoats with nothing under them except their pale white and pasty bodies. :lol:
Image More words of wisdom from the Pastor!
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"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
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Post by RTO »

Abell9 wrote:Here is an obvious case of mental diversion physcosis accentuated by the ominous PSBNGS. (Post Second Battalion No Girl Syndrone) A case study has revealed that 2nd Battalion fags trying to actually shake their bondage of lil boys and playground trolling tend to call themselves studs, write stupid poems to women they dont know and declare themselves normal me,. Sadly, they seldom are successful and are found in many cities trolling playgrounds in their trenchcoats with nothing under them except their pale white and pasty bodies. :lol:

Interesting :roll:

What I've found after pulling up a search of your and my posts Pastor, is I spend most of my posts on this forum talking to and about smokin' hot sexy beautiful chicks (one in particular) and you spend most of your posts talking about fags and pole smokers.



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