Random thought of the moment.

[289sotherhalf]

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[289sotherhalf]

"The problem nowadays is stupidity. Why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and see what happens?"

[Jenny Lynn]

!@#$%^&* I was just about to hit the send button on a PM that I spent 30 minutes writing up and the computer takes a dump argh!!!!!

[DrD]

I am having one of those days too, Jenny.

Grrrrrrr...... Feelin little growly.

[Jenny Lynn]

I am having one of those days too, Jenny.

Grrrrrrr...... Feelin little growly.

Give me something to punch, kick or throw then I'll feel better

[DrD]

I am having one of those days too, Jenny.

Grrrrrrr...... Feelin little growly.

Give me something to punch, kick or throw then I'll feel better

I totally understand.

I have decided I should have gone to the gym. When I opened up my email this am, and saw all the BS coming down the pipe; I should have said "nope... going to the gym."

Did I? Nooooooooo...

Shana

[Ranger Bill]

Jenny, you do work for your ex-in-laws? What's up with that? Do you still do laundry for your ex?

[Jenny Lynn]

Jenny, you do work for your ex-in-laws? What's up with that? Do you still do laundry for your ex?

Ranger Bill,
Ok since you asked. CPA by day and farmer by evening and weekend.

I have the best former father in law and sisters in law, I have no contact with my ex.

I go and harvest the fruits and vegtables off his property since it relaxes me and I have no issues crawling around the bushes, vines stc.

When I know of family on a tight budget where there are kids not eating fruits and vegtables since it's so much cheaper for the family to buy processed, bar codded food I try to give them some of these fruits and vegtables since 1. the food spoils fast with no preservatives and 2. then they get some of the nutrients their little bodies deserve.

If I were to win the lottery I'd buy land and farm it and give back to the community. I'm researching where I can take classes to learn organic farming as a hobby.

Jenny

OK back to the regularly schedule programming

[Flesh Thorn]

Leading from the rear is getting old.

[panthersix]

Jenny, you do work for your ex-in-laws? What's up with that? Do you still do laundry for your ex?

Ranger Bill,
Ok since you asked. CPA by day and farmer by evening and weekend.

I have the best former father in law and sisters in law, I have no contact with my ex.

I go and harvest the fruits and vegtables off his property since it relaxes me and I have no issues crawling around the bushes, vines stc.

When I know of family on a tight budget where there are kids not eating fruits and vegtables since it's so much cheaper for the family to buy processed, bar codded food I try to give them some of these fruits and vegtables since 1. the food spoils fast with no preservatives and 2. then they get some of the nutrients their little bodies deserve.

If I were to win the lottery I'd buy land and farm it and give back to the community. I'm researching where I can take classes to learn organic farming as a hobby.

Jenny

OK back to the regularly schedule programming

So if you're farming at night, do you farm nekked?

[Rock Island Ranger]

Dear DrD,

I understand your plight. I run an organization made for such problems. When things like this come up, my "patients" come to my farm and we apply a substantial amount of firepower, lead, and explosive to the situation which seems to calm the raging beast. Write a name of an "asshole" on a target, shoot the mother fucker about 300 times, take a picture and send to said asshole. It is amazing the therapuetic value for both the asshole and yourself. Asshole see's that someone "has a plan". You, feel immediate relief.

It is called The Pastor remedy. The Rock Island Shootery is the Therapy Clinic and as many can attest to, it works 100% of the time.

Oh, and 100% is a statistical fact...not an assumption.

Regards,


The Pastor

[DrD]

Dear DrD,

I understand your plight. I run an organization made for such problems. When things like this come up, my "patients" come to my farm and we apply a substantial amount of firepower, lead, and explosive to the situation which seems to calm the raging beast. Write a name of an "asshole" on a target, shoot the mother fucker about 300 times, take a picture and send to said asshole. It is amazing the therapuetic value for both the asshole and yourself. Asshole see's that someone "has a plan". You, feel immediate relief.

It is called The Pastor remedy. The Rock Island Shootery is the Therapy Clinic and as many can attest to, it works 100% of the time.

Oh, and 100% is a statistical fact...not an assumption.

Regards,

The Pastor

Well, Pastor (Ranger Rock Island Ranger), you have a *very* tempting solution. Very, very tempting. What if someone wanted to learn knife-fighting instead? :D

Shana

[DrD]

So if you're farming at night, do you farm nekked?

Oh, Ranger panthersix... you think she is going to go crawling around in the bushes nekkid (bushes on the farm, k? all you twisted folks...)???

Dude. She will get all scratched up!

Jenny... Don't dooooo it!!!!

Shana