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Rabbit wrote:Rangers, Prehaps you could fill me in, what is a Space Shuttle Door Gunner?
A guy, with a big gun (gravity neutral of course) that sits in the door of the Space Shuttle.

Geez :roll:

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rgrokelley wrote:
Rabbit wrote:Rangers, Prehaps you could fill me in, what is a Space Shuttle Door Gunner?
A guy, with a big gun (gravity neutral of course) that sits in the door of the Space Shuttle.

Geez :roll:

http://gallery.computingzone.net/Humor/ ... r.jpg.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://media.photobucket.com/image/spac ... Gunner.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Go to the first link and start looking, I've been laughing my ass off.
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Rabbit wrote:Rangers, Prehaps you could fill me in, what is a Space Shuttle Door Gunner?
The school is a bitch. 13 months at NASA. I was selected for NASASSDG because of medical properties I was born with, (blood oxygen level, bone density, muscle oxygen retention capacity, and other things) plus qualifications attained in the service. Only 7 of us were selected. 2 of us graduated.
Weapons range from 7.62 mini-gun with magnetic rounds to a Bushmaster Cannon with anti-gravity rounds. Some still classified.

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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Rabbit wrote:Rangers, Prehaps you could fill me in, what is a Space Shuttle Door Gunner?
The school is a bitch. 13 months at NASA. I was selected for NASASSDG because of medical properties I was born with, (blood oxygen level, bone density, muscle oxygen retention capacity, and other things) plus qualifications attained in the service. Only 7 of us were selected. 2 of us graduated.
Weapons range from 7.62 mini-gun with magnetic rounds to a Bushmaster Cannon with anti-gravity rounds. Some still classified.

Good luck.
Motherfucker! Didn't you sign that fuckin' disclaimer form!!! Jesus H. Christ, someone please clean up this OPSEC ASAP!! Don't worry, you should be hearing a knock on your door soon. :x
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Roger that, I know now. Thank you gentlemen.
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rgrokelley wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:
A guy, with a big gun (gravity neutral of course) that sits in the door of the Space Shuttle.

Geez :roll:

http://gallery.computingzone.net/Humor/ ... r.jpg.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://media.photobucket.com/image/spac ... Gunner.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Go to the first link and start looking, I've been laughing my ass off.
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Of course, this would probably be the reality! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I need one of those "Bullshit" buttons like that Staples "Easy" button....." onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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I read in Cosmo that women like to be woke up in the morning with oral sex.





So....








this morning I tried it...





Apparently MY HH6 is not one of them... :shock: :shock:







She wakes up and says "WTF?!??? Get that fucking thing out of my mouth!!!!"






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Yes that's classic Ranger Oto-Man humor on the random thought post, so you're reading Cosmos, right on.
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Jenny Lynn wrote:Yes that's classic Ranger Oto-Man humor on the random thought post, so you're reading Cosmos, right on.
Cosmos? Isn't that one of those nasty "girlie" drinks that gives you a terrible hangover?
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Jim wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:Yes that's classic Ranger Oto-Man humor on the random thought post, so you're reading Cosmos, right on.
Cosmos? Isn't that one of those nasty "girlie" drinks that gives you a terrible hangover?
Ranger Jim,
Yes correct you are.... but they are fun to drink with the girls and having water in between them helps alot the morning after.
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My quest continues to take a closeup photo of the horizon.
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Wow http://www.bing.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; always has amazing pictures on it's main page, today's orange and black Monach butterflies on evergreen branches is simply breath taking, wish I could take pictures like that.
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