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I'm gonna go scissor kick my sister-in-law in the face :x
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I'm gonna go scissor kick my sister-in-law in the face :x
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So fast that they thought they saw it twice eh Ranger.
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We have only had three inches of snow which isnice compared with the up to twenty predicted. Round five is being predicted for next week. Five snow storms in a row. :roll:
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Post by Caruthers »

Just think how bad it used to be before global warming. All the cold/snow bound winters that our fore fathers had to endure without elec.


Oh yea, they did not count on the Government to feed, clothe and patch up their lives.
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DoorGunner wrote:
Darksaga wrote:We have only had three inches of snow which is nice compared with the up to twenty predicted. Round five is being predicted for next week. Five snow storms in a row. :roll:
Glad yer steppin up to the plate. Snow itself out before it gets to the East Coast. :wink:
Happy to help Sir.

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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Julieanne wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Some vanilla bean ice cream and pickles would be good right about now.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Does the 289 clan have something to announce??? :lol: :lol:
Nope, we have a controlled breeding program. When I say it's time to knock her up the hooves will hit the ground within a year from that time.
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It was 24 fucking degrees this morning and the pipes were frozen when I woke up :x :x :x Im sicker than a dog................somebody shoot me.
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Ranger Luna wrote:It was 24 fucking degrees this morning and the pipes were frozen when I woke up :x :x :x Im sicker than a dog................somebody shoot me.
BWAHAHAHHAHHAAHHHA about the warm weather.

Sorry to hear your sick and that your pipe is frozen.
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

AbnRgr289 wrote:Nope, we have a controlled breeding program. When I say it's time to knock her up the hooves will hit the ground within a year from that time.
Controlled breeding program...good one! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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289sotherhalf wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:Nope, we have a controlled breeding program. When I say it's time to knock her up the hooves will hit the ground within a year from that time.
Controlled breeding program...good one! :lol: :lol: :lol:
:wink: :D
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Post by 42L5V »

It's amazing to me the number of stupid mother fuckers who don't have basic supplies to outlast a 72 hour power outage due to ice.

I went to WalMart just to watch them fight over batteries and propane. :D :D
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

The weather sucks...
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