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One of the problems with maintaining proper hydration is that when you work a desk you end up peeing a lot......
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Lunch wrote:One of my interns brought pumpkin-chocolate chip muffins today...should I start him on testosterone supplements or just roll with it? They are mighty tasty, btw.
bought or homemade? Either way, testosterone is probably a waste of time.....
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Every day the gremlins that make up ArmyRanger.com take a coffee break at 0625 EST. The site freezes up and won't do anything for five minutes.

Fuck those gremlins!
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The word troll makes me giggle.
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As seen on a bumper sticker:

God Bless Our Troops
Especially Our Snipers
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
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BS502 wrote:If I had a staple gun my boss would talk a whole lot less.
Uhhh, pretty cheap at Lowes. 8)
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What a friend we have in cheeses. :D
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Lunch wrote:
Boudicca wrote:What a friend we have in cheeses. :D
when I die and they lay me to rest, gonna go to the place that's the best
nice.
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Honestly... Who would shit in one hand?
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Boudicca wrote:Honestly... Who would shit in one hand?
:oops: eh-hem :oops:
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