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RTO wrote:
No, :D Marie! .... :twisted: :wink:
Does Marie have a Coochee?

If so, I guess we're both right!! :twisted: :roll: :lol:
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289sotherhalf wrote:Hmmm, that one is a little tricky.

Ok, the jar has a capacity for 500 jellybeans, but does it actually have any in it?

I would say no, in which case, it wouldn't take any time because there would be none to eat.

If there were any jellybeans (500 at that), there is not enough info to answer. You don't know how long the "rest" periods are.
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AbnRgr289 wrote:
RTO wrote:
No, :D Marie! .... :twisted: :wink:
Does Marie have a Coochee?

If so, I guess we're both right!! :twisted: :roll: :lol:
YES, :D Marie has told me she does have a VERY nice Coochee! :twisted: :lol:
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RTO wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
RTO wrote:
No, :D Marie! .... :twisted: :wink:
Does Marie have a Coochee?

If so, I guess we're both right!! :twisted: :roll: :lol:
YES, :D Marie has told me she does have a VERY nice Coochee! :twisted: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

But...But....who's Marie?
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AbnRgr289 wrote:
RTO wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: Does Marie have a Coochee?

If so, I guess we're both right!! :twisted: :roll: :lol:
YES, :D Marie has told me she does have a VERY nice Coochee! :twisted: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

But...But....who's Marie?

:roll: check with 6!

attn. to detail 289, I said :D Marie!
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Warriorwife wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Hmmm, that one is a little tricky.

Ok, the jar has a capacity for 500 jellybeans, but does it actually have any in it?

I would say no, in which case, it wouldn't take any time because there would be none to eat.

If there were any jellybeans (500 at that), there is not enough info to answer. You don't know how long the "rest" periods are.
Damn girl your good! :wink:
Thanks, at some things, but not at others. I guess it kinda balances itself out. :D :wink:
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RTO wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
RTO wrote: YES, :D Marie has told me she does have a VERY nice Coochee! :twisted: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

But...But....who's Marie?

:roll: check with 6!

attn. to detail 289, I said :D Marie!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Alrighty then!
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289sotherhalf wrote:
RTO wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: :shock: :shock: :shock:

But...But....who's Marie?

:roll: check with 6!

attn. to detail 289, I said :D Marie!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Alrighty then!
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Post by Kwith »

I was just reading some riddles when I came across the Einstein Riddle:

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a
person with a different nationality. The owners drink a certain
type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a
certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand
of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

The question is: Who owns the fish?

What you need to know:
The Brit lives in the red house
The Swede keeps dogs as pets
The Dane drinks tea
The green house is on the left of the white house
The green homeowner drinks coffee
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill
The man living in the center house drinks milk
The Norwegian lives in the first house
The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats
The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes
Dunhill
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer
The German smokes Prince
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water

Albert Einstein said only two percent of the people in the world could solve this riddle so if you're looking for a real brain teaser try this one out. Although the maker of the website I found this riddle on said it was one of the easiest logic problems he had done. Go figure.
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The German of course.......like duh!
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Post by RTO »

Here's a good one for you riddle lovers out there! :evil: :twisted:


Iu tage un riculo metin Samo. La riculo askin:

"Mi awdin ke yi esan tre saja ay nio esan disfacila por yi. Cu yi povan diri al mi, kial yi esan tia saja?"


Samo dirin: "Mastro, bonvolez ne koleri. If yi ne kreduz mia wordos, nun lasez mi aski yi un asko. If yi haven un grupo de xafo, ay mi senden al yi alia groupo. Do kiom da grupos de xafo yi haven?"


Bwaaahahahahahahaha!!!
:evil: :twisted:
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HINT:


It's not COMANCHE, either! :wink:
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SkyShark wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:What 5 letter word can have its last 4 letters removed and still sound the same?
peeee :lol:
Too funny, SkyShark, but no. Now if it was a three letter word we were looking for, it would definately work. :lol: :lol:
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289sotherhalf wrote:What 5 letter word can have its last 4 letters removed and still sound the same?
Has anyone got this one, or do you need a hint?
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Hint..Hint... :wink:
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