Random thought of the moment.

[Dud]

Carpet Angels?

[Oto-Man]

We got snow! Thought about going out and making snow angels in the snow in my birthday suit for about a second...... then the voice of reason kicked in, you're too old for that stuff anymore and you no longer live on family land with built-in privacy.

This post is useless without PIC's!!!!

[42L5V]

I'd really like to have a 12 inch penis...























cause I'm tired of lugging this big one around.

[cback0220]

I have always pondered how many attack chihuahua's i could fight off before they could overtake me. No weapons just your hands. I would say at least a hundred before throwing them and breaking their necks would put me into muscle failure. Thoughts?

[Dud]

I have always pondered how many attack chihuahua's i could fight off before they could overtake me. No weapons just your hands. I would say at least a hundred before throwing them and breaking their necks would put me into muscle failure. Thoughts?

What kind of terrain are we talking about here? Are we out in the open, occupying a choke point, got high ground? Are we wearing ANY kind of clothing, or just butt naked? I don't really see a chihauhau working its way through too many layers of clothing, so you could probably have 20 of them on you and still cat nap. Do you have something like Texas Pete's for flavor once they're dead and you're chewing on their lifeless carcass, grinding their bones into snuff?

These are just the things I would take into consideration, kinda METT-chihauhau dependent

[cback0220]

You are in a corner in a room full of them. They keep coming forever, You are wearing a t-shirt and jeans.

[rgrpuck]

You are in a corner in a room full of them. They keep coming forever, You are wearing a t-shirt and jeans.

can I use a tennis racket?

[rgrokelley]

You are in a corner in a room full of them. They keep coming forever, You are wearing a t-shirt and jeans.

can I use a tennis racket?

OK, you are wearing a t-shirt and tennis racket. You get to choose how you wear the racket.

[rgrpuck]

You are in a corner in a room full of them. They keep coming forever, You are wearing a t-shirt and jeans.

can I use a tennis racket?

OK, you are wearing a t-shirt and tennis racket. You get to choose how you wear the racket.

......bored and on christmas break ......must be nice...

[cams]

You are in a corner in a room full of them. They keep coming forever, You are wearing a t-shirt and jeans.

can I use a tennis racket?

[rgrokelley]

......bored and on christmas break ......must be nice...

Nah. Its recruiter week. I turn them over to the branch of the day, then I have to deal with the 10 percenters. The 10 percenters (knuckleheads) are writing a guide for new cadets. So far they have come up with three lines.
1. It ain't rocket science, don't act like it is.
2. Turn stuff in on time.
3. Don't get noticed by SFC O'Kelley, its bad!

It kind of sums it up. :D

[King of Hearts]

You are in a corner in a room full of them. They keep coming forever, You are wearing a t-shirt and jeans.

Are they rabid?

[Rock Island Ranger]

I have always pondered how many attack chihuahua's i could fight off before they could overtake me. No weapons just your hands. I would say at least a hundred before throwing them and breaking their necks would put me into muscle failure. Thoughts?

I always wondered that about Panamanian kids too...oh wait....I know the answer to that!

[rgrpuck]

A cricket bat might work better.