Random thought of the moment.

[Ardent Lady]

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish

Wherever did you go?

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish,

You cannot swim, in the snow

Ranger Bravo57, Have you been reading a LOT of children's books lately, or something? You could be the new Dr. Seuss!

[502in62]

The word "cute" sucks.

[ANGRYCivilian]

Dad...wtf?

[Bravo57]

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish

Wherever did you go?

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish,

You cannot swim, in the snow

Ranger Bravo57, Have you been reading a LOT of children's books lately, or something? You could be the new Dr. Seuss!

[Bravo57]

The most wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers a wonderful thing

[KW Driver]

I was looking for something else to reply to Bravo's post, and finally found this. I've been referencing it for years...

RSM: Don't stand there gawping like you've never seen the Hand of
God before. Now! Today we're going to do marching up and down
the square. That is unless any of you got anything better to
do? Well, anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than
marching up and down the square?

[Atkinson puts his hand up.]

Yes? Atkinson? What would you rather be doing, Atkinson?

Atkinson: Well to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd rather be at home
with the wife and kids.

RSM: Would you now?

Atkinson: Yes, sarge.

RSM: Right off you go. [Atkinson goes.] Now, everybody else happy
with my little plan of marching up and down the square a bit?

Coles: Sarge...

RSM: Yes?

Coles: I've got a book I'd quite like to read...

RSM: Right! You go read your book then! [Coles runs off.] Now
everybody else quite content to join in with my little scheme
of marching hup and down the square?

Wycliff: Sarge?

RSM: Yes, Wycliff, what is it?

Wycliff: [tentatively] Well... I'm... er... learning the piano...

RSM: [with contempt] 'Learning the piano'?

Wycliff: Yes, sarge...

RSM: And I suppose you want to go and practise eh? Marching up and
down the square not good enough for you, eh?

Wycliff: Well...

RSM: Right! Off you go! [Turns to the rest.] Now what about the
rest of you? Rather be at the pictures I suppose.

Squad: Ooh, yes, ooh rather.

RSM: All right off you go. [They go.] Bloody army! I don't know
what it's coming to... Right, Sgt Major, marching up and down
the square... Left-right-left... left... left...
left-right-left...

[The RSM marches himself off into the distance of the
barracks square.]

[KW Driver]

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish

Wherever did you go?

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish,

You cannot swim, in the snow

Ranger Bravo57, Have you been reading a LOT of children's books lately, or something? You could be the new Dr. Seuss!

this is what I thought of when I read it:

Man: I wonder where that fish has gone.

Woman: You did love it so.
You looked after it like a son.

Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go.

Woman: Is it in the cupboard?

Audience: Yes! No!

Woman: Wouldn't you like to know.
It was a lovely little fish.

Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go.

Man in audience: It's behind the sofa!

[An elephant joins the man and woman.]

Woman: Where can the fish be?

Man in audience: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?

Woman: It is a most elusive fish.

Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go!

Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish.

Man: Fish, fish, fish, fishy oh!

Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy fish.

Man: [strangely] That went wherever I did go.

[rgrokelley]

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish

Wherever did you go?

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish,

You cannot swim, in the snow

Ranger Bravo57, Have you been reading a LOT of children's books lately, or something? You could be the new Dr. Seuss!

For those totally lost...

[rgrokelley]

I was looking for something else to reply to Bravo's post, and finally found this. I've been referencing it for years...

RSM: Don't stand there gawping like you've never seen the Hand of
God before. Now! Today we're going to do marching up and down
the square. That is unless any of you got anything better to
do? Well, anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than
marching up and down the square?

[Atkinson puts his hand up.]

Yes? Atkinson? What would you rather be doing, Atkinson?

Atkinson: Well to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd rather be at home
with the wife and kids.

RSM: Would you now?

Atkinson: Yes, sarge.

RSM: Right off you go. [Atkinson goes.] Now, everybody else happy
with my little plan of marching up and down the square a bit?

Coles: Sarge...

RSM: Yes?

Coles: I've got a book I'd quite like to read...

RSM: Right! You go read your book then! [Coles runs off.] Now
everybody else quite content to join in with my little scheme
of marching hup and down the square?

Wycliff: Sarge?

RSM: Yes, Wycliff, what is it?

Wycliff: [tentatively] Well... I'm... er... learning the piano...

RSM: [with contempt] 'Learning the piano'?

Wycliff: Yes, sarge...

RSM: And I suppose you want to go and practise eh? Marching up and
down the square not good enough for you, eh?

Wycliff: Well...

RSM: Right! Off you go! [Turns to the rest.] Now what about the
rest of you? Rather be at the pictures I suppose.

Squad: Ooh, yes, ooh rather.

RSM: All right off you go. [They go.] Bloody army! I don't know
what it's coming to... Right, Sgt Major, marching up and down
the square... Left-right-left... left... left...
left-right-left...

[The RSM marches himself off into the distance of the
barracks square.]

and, ditto....

[Jenny Lynn]

All that made me think of The Stone Age

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkz83VFEk1A

[King of Hearts]

Why is it that you're not allowed to use handicapped parking spaces but you're allowed to use handicapped toilets?

[Ranger Andy]

Why is it that you're not allowed to use handicapped parking spaces but you're allowed to use handicapped toilets?

You can only use handicap toilets if you display a valid placard on your rear bumper.

My wife tried to hang my handicapped placard on my front bumper, but it kept falling off. She finally used "one-hundred mile an hour tape" to keep it in place...

[acs88]

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game monopoly.

[Darksaga]

A few funny things...

SGM- "LT, why do we give Chem lights to LT's?" (No moving parts and you have to break it to make it work).
LT- "SGM, you made all the way to E-9... why'd you stop? Quitter!"

SGM- I thought I mentioned you can't wear that knife on your belt?
LT- I thought you mentioned we are in a war zone?