List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » January 14th, 2005, 5:30 pm

This is one of my favorites I'm surprised nobody remembers this one.

xxxxxx wrote:Fuck them. I would rather stick a beer bottle in her pussy and kick it until it breaks.

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » January 14th, 2005, 6:24 pm

Bugsy wrote:This is one of my favorites I'm surprised nobody remembers this one.

xxxxxx wrote:Fuck them. I would rather stick a beer bottle in her pussy and kick it until it breaks.

Bugsy,
You've misquoted! I believe the original object of the silica rocket was the 4th Point of contac.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » January 15th, 2005, 2:15 pm

Abell9 wrote: A ring around it????More like when his fat ass got in the water would all exit. Those things aint made for Sperm Whales, dude. It would look like Jaba The Hut sitting in a coffee cup.

reference (of course) to the local KFC stockholder

Evolution · Post by **Evolution** » January 15th, 2005, 3:44 pm

My personal favorite:

Vee wrote:DO PUSHUPS, FREAK!!!!

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » January 15th, 2005, 4:03 pm

Ranger Horned Toad wrote:...bottom line it's a Ranger site, we don't hug and talk about stuff, we fix problems with extreme violence of action.

This one still sums it up best, in my humble opinion.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 15th, 2005, 6:41 pm

Pastor Abell response in Introduction of 2/75 Ranger wrote:Welcome, 4 Horses. Im so sorry though, we are not accepting any more Second Batt applications as we fresh out of hairspray and Vagisil.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » January 16th, 2005, 11:23 am

RideGrrl wrote:
Ranger Horned Toad wrote:...bottom line itâ€™s a Ranger site, we donâ€™t hug and talk about stuff, we fix problems with extreme violence of action.

This one still sums it up best, in my humble opinion.

Thanks for that one Ride, I was thinking about that one-it used to be in my sig line.

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » January 16th, 2005, 6:27 pm

Bugsy wrote:This is one of my favorites I'm surprised nobody remembers this one.

xxxxxx wrote:Fuck them. I would rather stick a beer bottle in her pussy and kick it until it breaks.

Who wrote that?

Julieanne · Post by **Julieanne** » January 17th, 2005, 11:04 am

Thanks to Ranger Crashkill:

Fruit cake. You're in Bravo SECTION, not Bravo COMPANY. Hot Ham and Cheese, son. Represent!

... it's new, but it cracked me UP! :D

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » January 17th, 2005, 12:18 pm

H8 Train wrote:
Bugsy wrote:This is one of my favorites I'm surprised nobody remembers this one.

xxxxxx wrote:Fuck them. I would rather stick a beer bottle in her pussy and kick it until it breaks.
Who wrote that?

Who knows... but can I nominate the author for a Pulitzer Prize?

IroningBoy · Post by **IroningBoy** » January 17th, 2005, 1:44 pm

RGR W. Beals wrote:instead of a knife or a rifle. Better yet a 1000 pound bomb while you sit back and feel the ground shake. All this bullshit about using a knife and acting like Bruce Lee will = you being room temp.

i like this one, oh so true

VAK · Post by **VAK** » January 17th, 2005, 1:55 pm

RideGrrl wrote:
H8 Train wrote:
Bugsy wrote:This is one of my favorites I'm surprised nobody remembers this one.

Who wrote that?

Who knows... but can I nominate the author for a Pulitzer Prize?

My son has that up in his room....

But then he also qoutes the author qoute frequently. About everytime I get off of the phone with his "no HMMV driving ASS.... :D " Bwahahahahahahaha

IroningBoy wrote:
RGR W. Beals wrote:instead of a knife or a rifle. Better yet a 1000 pound bomb while you sit back and feel the ground shake. All this bullshit about using a knife and acting like Brue Lee will = you being room temp.
i like this one, oh so true

Although, one has to look at this qoute with a bit of a smile given my life... It's a happy thought and a strategic policy that has many, many merits.

Be Well,
usaftacp

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » January 17th, 2005, 1:56 pm

Mentee to Ranger Silverback

Are you a menthos? Shouldn't it be "mentoree"? Or are you just "mentee" fresh?

IroningBoy · Post by **IroningBoy** » January 17th, 2005, 7:18 pm

Ranger BadMuther wrote:
Are you a menthos? Shouldn't it be "mentoree"? Or are you just "mentee" fresh?

Ranger BadMuther, new favorite quote

however I was just going off of Ranger Silverbacks post, it said mentee