Introduction

Neldherehererr TwentyChew · January 11th, 2005, 2:52 pm

My apologies Ranger Creeping Death. When I said "but what did I do wrong here", I did not mean it by what I had said earlier. I would like to get off to a better start. I did not know the rules at first, and that was my mistake, so I apologize.

Rock Island Ranger · January 11th, 2005, 3:00 pm

Personally, Son....Im glad you showed up. A bright young energetic young man is needed here. Things have been kinda slow and we need some entertainment.

Your education and background are impressive and should serve you well as you are challenged by some of the Rangers here. Apparantly, you have become "noticed". That's not good. There are 2 kinds of mistakes. Fatal and non-fatal. To make certain this is non-fatal, back away from the mine field, correct your azimuth, and walk forward quietly, slowly, and respectfully. It is how we learned, it is how you will learn.

Pastor out.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » January 11th, 2005, 3:00 pm

Have you ever heard a childs' pitiful cry when he's hurt?
I mean no shit scare the fuck out of you getimtothehospitalfuckinnow
agony?
In your new chosen profession, that's exactly what your mistakes sound like!

Creeping Death · Post by **Creeping Death** » January 11th, 2005, 3:04 pm

You're gettin' there. It would behoove you to tread lightly for a while and read every fucking post on this site before posting much at all. Disengage cock holster, engage brain. You have chosen to stroll into a minefield. Prudence would dictate learning where those mines are placed before you see your nuts flying over the horizon, don't you think?

I see a few PMs from you DEPs so far. You shitbirds need to make sure he is squared away....... Roger?

I figured you'd be dead by now, stud. But you've made it ...... for now. Good for you. But remember, open that mouth again, and we'll be watching those nuts in the horizon. :?

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » January 11th, 2005, 3:06 pm

Creeping Death wrote:
Neldherehererr TwentyChew wrote:I
You're a college grad. It shouldnt' be that hard to figure out. You shit in my back yard, Einstein. If you want to hang around, you'd better get out your fucking E-Tool and plastic baggy, Goddammit.

Nice that one needs to go up on the bd.

VAK · Post by **VAK** » January 11th, 2005, 3:06 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:Have you ever heard a childs' pitiful cry when he's hurt?
I mean no shit scare the fuck out of you getimtothehospitalfuckinnow
agony?
In your new chosen profession, that's exactly what your mistakes sound like!

Well, there's one for the ages...

POS, here a word of thought, no excuses, no words of explanation, simply read more, type less and move on.... Or the "psychic" part of me sees your stay here as short. Wait, I am not psychic, I simply have just seen your mouthy, whiney ass kind a thousand times come through here. At times so fast that the door doesn't ever have time to really get all the way shut before someone's carrying the body right back out and tossing it in the ditch.

Think about it, run your jabberbox or STFU, simple quandry really isn't it??? Maybe not....

usaftacp

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » January 11th, 2005, 3:25 pm

Young (soon to be Specialist),
My comrades are to hard on you and for that I am sorry. Let me give you some insight on what you will be doing in Counter-Intelligence.

:::Set the scene:::
Airborne Ranger signing in to his new unit overseas. During inprocessing this Ranger needs to receive a Sabotage And Espionage Directed Against the Army (SAEDA) briefing. In walks this fat fucking long hair who isn't fit to lick the bottom of my shoes. He has on a Sears and Roebuck suit and has absolutely the most Gucci looking faggot sideburns I have ever seen.

He blabs on and on about nothing. The Ranger is mad for having to sit through this shite. Toward the end of the briefing the Ranger has a question and raises his hand. "Excuse me who the fuck are you?" the Ranger asks to the dismay of the 30+ people in the captive audience. "I'm SPC Whistledick bud and I work in the CI detachment" The Ranger is confused to find out this is an active duty soldier and says "Listen up PFC Whistledick, you need to adress me as Sergeant or I'll fuck you up and furthermore you need to take your fatass out and start doing some PT. I'm done talking to you now jackass" and the Ranger leaves the room prior to the end of the briefing.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » January 11th, 2005, 3:33 pm

Fuck you kid.

I still want an explanation for your threat.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 11th, 2005, 3:37 pm

tick tock ..... tick tock..... the clock is ticking.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » January 11th, 2005, 3:50 pm

Welcome. I see you've met my Brothers....

RLTW
EP

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » January 11th, 2005, 4:00 pm

Neldherehererr TwentyChew wrote:My apologies Ranger Creeping Death. When I said "but what did I do wrong here", I did not mean it by what I had said earlier. I would like to get off to a better start. I did not know the rules at first, and that was my mistake, so I apologize.

Hmm ....sorry officer I didnt know that it was a 35 MPH zone I thought it was 70 MPH. SO I shouldnt get a ticket.

Shut up ass monkey.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » January 11th, 2005, 4:22 pm

You come into this house. Act like a swollin headed ass clown. Threatin one of us, and you think a sorry is all you need and it is all better? I will refrain from some of the langwage I was going to use due to current events and out of respect for the wishes of the admins. However I would seriously back up and reevaluate yourself If I were you. You first impression was BAD, and you know what they say, first impressions are lasting.

Of course after you get banned you wont have to worry.

Neldherehererr TwentyChew · January 11th, 2005, 4:51 pm

Just curious, but is it ever going to ease up? I apologized, and I am trying to gain valuable information. I am not trying to piss everyone off.